1 00:01:02,140 --> 00:01:02,840 Yes, ma'am. 2 00:01:07,660 --> 00:01:09,570 Where are you going, senora? 3 00:01:09,570 --> 00:01:10,970 - The cemetery. - Ah. 4 00:01:14,950 --> 00:01:15,650 - Uh, oh. - Hey! 5 00:01:15,650 --> 00:01:17,020 Watch where you're going, you degenerate. 6 00:01:17,020 --> 00:01:18,240 Excuse me, I didn't see your leg. 7 00:01:18,240 --> 00:01:18,940 Sorry! 8 00:01:30,710 --> 00:01:31,660 Oh, God. 9 00:01:37,940 --> 00:01:39,870 Oh! 10 00:01:39,870 --> 00:01:40,570 Oh, excuse me. 11 00:01:40,570 --> 00:01:41,830 I'm sorry! 12 00:01:41,830 --> 00:01:43,720 I was in a hurry. 13 00:01:43,720 --> 00:01:45,230 I didn't mean it. 14 00:01:45,230 --> 00:01:49,190 Oh, it's all right. 15 00:01:49,190 --> 00:01:51,090 I didn't see you. 16 00:01:51,090 --> 00:01:53,510 Oh, my scarf. 17 00:01:53,510 --> 00:01:55,110 Sorry. Oh 18 00:01:55,110 --> 00:01:56,840 [CHUCKLE] 19 00:01:56,840 --> 00:01:59,310 I'm sorry. 20 00:01:59,310 --> 00:02:03,560 Uh... I'm sorry. 21 00:02:03,560 --> 00:02:04,960 It's all right. It's fine. 22 00:02:04,960 --> 00:02:05,740 I really am. 23 00:02:05,740 --> 00:02:08,800 - It's all right. - Bye. 24 00:02:15,120 --> 00:02:18,760 Priest-This person, more than any other, showed in the person 25 00:02:18,760 --> 00:02:20,720 of [INAUDIBLE]. 26 00:02:20,720 --> 00:02:23,440 An inimitable example of dedication, 27 00:02:23,440 --> 00:02:25,710 she respected and loved above all things... 28 00:02:25,710 --> 00:02:27,160 - Hello. - Hi. 29 00:02:27,160 --> 00:02:27,860 Hi. 30 00:02:27,860 --> 00:02:29,020 Priest: her mission of initiating 31 00:02:29,020 --> 00:02:32,840 the ranks of the young into the sublime art of. 32 00:02:32,840 --> 00:02:34,600 [INTERPOSING VOICES] She was a bloody turd. 33 00:02:34,600 --> 00:02:35,820 [LAUGHTER] 34 00:02:35,820 --> 00:02:39,430 Priest: But music is an art only when the music is 35 00:02:39,430 --> 00:02:42,180 in control of light, of temperance of modesty, 36 00:02:42,180 --> 00:02:44,050 of tenacious application. 37 00:02:44,050 --> 00:02:48,260 We shall miss her not only for these reasons, 38 00:02:48,260 --> 00:02:50,870 but for her infinite other [INAUDIBLE]. 39 00:02:50,870 --> 00:02:53,520 Her love of people and her love of life 40 00:02:53,520 --> 00:02:55,060 shall be remembered for all time. 41 00:03:01,640 --> 00:03:02,680 Who's that woman there? 42 00:03:02,680 --> 00:03:04,480 Priest: Who graced the humble corridors of our school 43 00:03:04,480 --> 00:03:06,180 with far more love and understanding... 44 00:03:06,180 --> 00:03:08,020 Who's that woman over there? 45 00:03:08,020 --> 00:03:12,350 I don't know, I think it's our new piano teacher. 46 00:03:11,350 --> 00:03:13,850 And may God bless her soul. Amen. 47 00:03:16,290 --> 00:03:17,760 There you are, senora. 48 00:03:17,760 --> 00:03:20,990 That'll be 400 euro, please. 49 00:03:20,990 --> 00:03:23,010 [CHATTER] 50 00:03:23,010 --> 00:03:24,600 Well, seasons are changing. 51 00:03:24,600 --> 00:03:25,720 Not what they used to be, huh? 52 00:03:25,720 --> 00:03:28,260 It was a lot hotter when I was a kid. 53 00:03:28,260 --> 00:03:31,760 I can't remember that far back. 54 00:03:31,760 --> 00:03:35,190 [CHUCKLE] 55 00:03:35,190 --> 00:03:36,120 [SCREAMS] 56 00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:37,970 God, mother in heaven! 57 00:03:37,970 --> 00:03:38,780 MAN: What's that? 58 00:03:38,780 --> 00:03:39,650 It sounded like a scream. 59 00:03:39,650 --> 00:03:40,870 Come on, let's go. 60 00:03:40,870 --> 00:03:41,800 WOMAN: He's crazy. 61 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:42,730 [SCREAMS] 62 00:03:42,730 --> 00:03:44,130 Get out of here! 63 00:03:44,130 --> 00:03:45,940 Take care of her. Stop! 64 00:03:45,940 --> 00:03:50,240 Senora, it's all right now. 65 00:03:50,240 --> 00:03:53,560 [LAUGHTER] 66 00:03:54,390 --> 00:03:55,220 There, you'll be fine. 67 00:03:55,220 --> 00:03:56,860 - Don't touch me! - Sorry. 68 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:05,090 [LAUGHTER] 69 00:04:18,570 --> 00:04:34,040 [MUSIC] 70 00:04:34,040 --> 00:04:37,530 [PIANO MUSIC] 71 00:05:32,420 --> 00:05:37,060 Did you bring what I told you to, nitwit? 72 00:05:37,060 --> 00:05:38,550 OK, yeah. Great. 73 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:53,990 OK, when I give you the sign, all right? 74 00:06:17,890 --> 00:06:18,890 Psst, hey. 75 00:06:18,890 --> 00:06:21,880 Good looking. 76 00:06:21,880 --> 00:06:25,360 You're so beautiful, it staggers my mind. 77 00:06:25,360 --> 00:06:27,360 Baby, you have one hell of an effect on me. 78 00:06:27,360 --> 00:06:29,350 I can't resist you. 79 00:06:49,270 --> 00:06:50,760 [POPS] 80 00:06:50,760 --> 00:06:54,250 [LAUGHTER] 81 00:06:59,350 --> 00:07:01,260 Now, what was that all about? 82 00:07:05,010 --> 00:07:07,310 True, I was playing the [INAUDIBLE], 83 00:07:07,310 --> 00:07:09,830 but I had no idea that my interpretation 84 00:07:09,830 --> 00:07:11,120 was so infectious. 85 00:07:11,120 --> 00:07:14,180 [LAUGHTER] 86 00:07:17,380 --> 00:07:20,480 I would like you to pay more attention. 87 00:07:20,480 --> 00:07:23,310 Our passion for music can help us to realize 88 00:07:23,310 --> 00:07:25,690 every force within ourselves. 89 00:07:25,690 --> 00:07:28,560 We live in a remote cloistered little village, 90 00:07:28,560 --> 00:07:32,240 but with music we can transcend every boundary. 91 00:07:32,240 --> 00:07:35,980 Naturally, for this privilege a certain amount of sacrifice 92 00:07:35,980 --> 00:07:37,760 is required. 93 00:07:37,760 --> 00:07:40,880 An almost fanatical application. 94 00:07:40,880 --> 00:07:46,350 And frankly, our private lives have to take second place. 95 00:07:46,350 --> 00:07:50,870 So, jokes or pranks that are not within a musical framework 96 00:07:50,870 --> 00:07:53,910 must be excluded. 97 00:07:53,910 --> 00:07:55,350 You, come up to the piano. 98 00:08:02,660 --> 00:08:05,850 [CHATTER] 99 00:08:29,640 --> 00:08:31,390 Dear Alessandro, we would feel much 100 00:08:31,390 --> 00:08:32,700 more at ease if you weren't continually 101 00:08:32,700 --> 00:08:33,980 making that long face. 102 00:08:33,980 --> 00:08:34,870 Get lost. 103 00:08:34,870 --> 00:08:36,620 I don't appreciate your idiot jokes. 104 00:08:36,620 --> 00:08:38,730 You didn't have to play that trick on Alice. 105 00:08:38,730 --> 00:08:42,220 Wow, this morning she was going to have a stroke. 106 00:08:42,220 --> 00:08:44,160 You guys can say whatever you like, 107 00:08:44,160 --> 00:08:46,820 but since this new teacher Miss Formenti showed up, 108 00:08:46,820 --> 00:08:50,350 I've never seen you two paying so much attention to a piano. 109 00:08:50,350 --> 00:08:51,780 I think it's love at first sight. 110 00:08:51,780 --> 00:08:53,420 Oh you're out of your head. 111 00:08:53,420 --> 00:08:54,790 She's old enough to be my mother. 112 00:08:54,790 --> 00:08:55,990 What does that have to do with it? 113 00:08:55,990 --> 00:08:57,180 Love is nothing you can command. 114 00:08:57,180 --> 00:08:58,410 True love is blind. 115 00:08:58,410 --> 00:09:00,660 [SINGING] 116 00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:03,940 Kiss me, you fool. 117 00:09:03,940 --> 00:09:05,830 Hey, are you mad or something? 118 00:09:05,830 --> 00:09:07,890 That's your sister. So what? 119 00:09:07,890 --> 00:09:09,820 I need a consolation because Alessandro 120 00:09:09,820 --> 00:09:11,890 is interested in someone else. 121 00:09:11,890 --> 00:09:13,820 Well then, I guess I should get a little consolation 122 00:09:13,820 --> 00:09:15,220 from Paula. You weirdo. 123 00:09:15,220 --> 00:09:16,550 Not from me, you don't. 124 00:09:16,550 --> 00:09:18,190 I have to get upstairs. 125 00:09:18,190 --> 00:09:19,810 See ya. Bye. 126 00:09:19,810 --> 00:09:21,230 - So long, goodbye. - See ya tomorrow. 127 00:09:24,490 --> 00:09:27,940 [PIANO MUSIC] 128 00:09:32,390 --> 00:09:33,880 You should eat more. 129 00:09:33,880 --> 00:09:35,260 Perhaps some fruit. 130 00:09:35,260 --> 00:09:37,430 You don't eat enough, my little darling. 131 00:09:37,430 --> 00:09:40,840 Luigi, talk to your son, will you. 132 00:09:40,840 --> 00:09:41,540 Uh huh. 133 00:09:46,200 --> 00:09:48,480 And what song are you preparing for the examination 134 00:09:48,480 --> 00:09:49,430 at the end of the week? 135 00:09:52,880 --> 00:09:56,690 I told you yesterday, I don't know yet what I'll be playing. 136 00:09:56,690 --> 00:09:57,600 What is it? 137 00:09:57,600 --> 00:09:59,000 What's the matter? 138 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:02,510 If you're feeling badly, you've got to tell us. 139 00:10:02,510 --> 00:10:05,900 Do you want me to talk to this new teacher of yours? 140 00:10:05,900 --> 00:10:08,120 It might be a very good idea, darling. 141 00:10:08,120 --> 00:10:10,590 Does she know that you're the best in the school? 142 00:10:10,590 --> 00:10:12,650 Oh ma, please. 143 00:10:12,650 --> 00:10:14,730 If you ask me, it's better if she knows it now. 144 00:10:14,730 --> 00:10:19,270 It might be a while until she realizes how good you are. 145 00:10:19,270 --> 00:10:22,640 Now, eat. Come on, come on. 146 00:10:22,640 --> 00:10:25,550 Luigi! God damn that woman. 147 00:10:25,550 --> 00:10:27,520 And why can't she drown in a river? 148 00:10:27,520 --> 00:10:31,280 What do you think about sending out a [INAUDIBLE] 149 00:10:32,130 --> 00:10:33,840 I don't think the one in the spring was enough. 150 00:10:33,840 --> 00:10:35,650 You tell him, Luigi. 151 00:10:35,650 --> 00:10:36,640 Luigi! 152 00:10:36,640 --> 00:10:38,140 Are you listening? 153 00:10:38,140 --> 00:10:38,840 Yes, yes. 154 00:10:38,840 --> 00:10:39,710 Whatever you say, Gizella. 155 00:10:42,770 --> 00:10:44,300 May I come in? 156 00:10:44,300 --> 00:10:46,270 Oh! 157 00:10:46,270 --> 00:10:48,210 I hope I'm not too late for coffee. 158 00:10:48,210 --> 00:10:49,200 Of course not, my friend. 159 00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:50,460 You're never too late. 160 00:10:53,340 --> 00:10:55,680 I brought you some... some cookies. 161 00:10:55,680 --> 00:10:56,790 I'll bring the coffee. 162 00:10:56,790 --> 00:10:59,330 It'll just take a moment. 163 00:10:59,330 --> 00:11:00,280 Look after him, will you? 164 00:11:00,280 --> 00:11:01,670 What do you think of the [INAUDIBLE]. 165 00:11:01,670 --> 00:11:02,370 Just fine, dear. 166 00:11:05,100 --> 00:11:06,010 Close the window. 167 00:11:08,760 --> 00:11:10,130 Now what are you doing, for Christ sakes? 168 00:11:10,130 --> 00:11:11,760 He'll close it. Good morning. 169 00:11:11,760 --> 00:11:13,950 Good morning, good morning. 170 00:11:13,950 --> 00:11:15,050 Now, let's see what's the matter. 171 00:11:15,050 --> 00:11:16,230 How old are you now? 18. 172 00:11:16,230 --> 00:11:22,800 18. Well, it's got to be a girl. 173 00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:23,820 Don't worry, Gizella. 174 00:11:23,820 --> 00:11:25,330 Your little boy's going to be all right. 175 00:11:25,330 --> 00:11:28,950 I'll find something to cure him. 176 00:11:28,950 --> 00:11:29,850 Good morning. 177 00:11:29,850 --> 00:11:31,850 Good morning. 178 00:11:31,850 --> 00:11:33,180 It's for you. 179 00:11:33,180 --> 00:11:35,650 Some clown wants you on the telephone. 180 00:11:35,650 --> 00:11:37,510 Sounds like that fella out of Sanville. 181 00:11:37,510 --> 00:11:38,940 And don't be all day. 182 00:11:46,830 --> 00:11:48,310 Hello? 183 00:11:48,310 --> 00:11:50,780 Is that you, Alessandro? 184 00:11:50,780 --> 00:11:52,420 That would be nice. 185 00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:56,410 I don't know. 186 00:11:56,410 --> 00:11:58,270 All right. 187 00:11:58,270 --> 00:12:00,090 Stop it, will you! 188 00:12:00,090 --> 00:12:02,640 It's my idiot brother, Gabrielli. 189 00:12:02,640 --> 00:12:04,880 He thinks he's Jack the Ripper. 190 00:12:04,880 --> 00:12:06,950 We might, can you call me a bit later? 191 00:12:06,950 --> 00:12:08,450 See ya. 192 00:12:08,450 --> 00:12:12,080 Hold on, here's my brother. Hey. 193 00:12:12,080 --> 00:12:14,180 How you doing, Don Juan? 194 00:12:14,180 --> 00:12:17,310 Yeah, well listen there's something I got to show you. 195 00:12:17,310 --> 00:12:19,050 So what is it you wanted to show us, huh? 196 00:12:19,050 --> 00:12:21,320 Yeah, we've been pedaling these things for half an hour. 197 00:12:21,320 --> 00:12:24,310 Open up! 198 00:12:24,310 --> 00:12:28,120 Well, I won't be the only one to open up around here fellas. 199 00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:29,610 Have a look. 200 00:12:29,610 --> 00:12:31,700 Prophylactics for your hygienic convenience. 201 00:12:34,340 --> 00:12:36,410 And like a true friend, I brought one for each. 202 00:12:42,280 --> 00:12:44,100 Hold it, dummy. 203 00:12:44,100 --> 00:12:46,550 You have to use your head from time to time. 204 00:12:46,550 --> 00:12:47,470 Figure it out, will ya. 205 00:12:47,470 --> 00:12:49,850 If you unroll it beforehand, how are you going to get it on? 206 00:12:49,850 --> 00:12:51,050 But I didn't unroll it all the way, 207 00:12:51,050 --> 00:12:52,110 just a little to look at it. 208 00:12:52,110 --> 00:12:53,670 You've seen 'em before, huh? 209 00:12:53,670 --> 00:12:54,500 Yeah, sure. 210 00:12:54,500 --> 00:12:55,540 You know how to use them? 211 00:12:55,540 --> 00:12:56,610 Yeah. 212 00:12:56,610 --> 00:12:57,780 Naturally, men. 213 00:12:57,780 --> 00:12:59,370 The faster you get the damn thing on, 214 00:12:59,370 --> 00:13:01,530 the better you're going to look. 215 00:13:01,530 --> 00:13:02,950 Can't ask a woman to lie down on the grass 216 00:13:02,950 --> 00:13:06,870 and wait for an eclipse while you get ready, right guys? 217 00:13:06,870 --> 00:13:09,200 When I say go, we all begin. Go! 218 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:14,330 First of all, you have to get a hard on. 219 00:13:14,330 --> 00:13:18,280 Otherwise it won't go on. Careful, Nicco. 220 00:13:18,280 --> 00:13:19,480 If you jerk off you're disqualified. 221 00:13:22,630 --> 00:13:23,540 First! 222 00:13:23,540 --> 00:13:24,750 And I'm right on your ass! 223 00:13:24,750 --> 00:13:25,610 Second. 224 00:13:25,610 --> 00:13:27,480 Mine took longer because mine's the biggest. 225 00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:29,420 Now I have to take a leak and I don't know what to do, 226 00:13:29,420 --> 00:13:30,390 the thing's stuck on there. 227 00:13:30,390 --> 00:13:32,250 There's nothing to worry about, you'll work it out. 228 00:13:32,250 --> 00:13:33,420 Oh, shit, I can't get it off and I 229 00:13:33,420 --> 00:13:34,440 can't hold it in any longer. 230 00:13:34,440 --> 00:13:36,910 [LAUGHTER] 231 00:13:36,910 --> 00:13:39,940 ALESSANDRO: 3 matches lit in the dark. 232 00:13:39,940 --> 00:13:43,360 The first beautiful because now we see your face. 233 00:13:46,640 --> 00:13:50,100 The second... this match illuminates your eyes. 234 00:13:52,770 --> 00:13:55,360 The last, to see your mouth. 235 00:13:59,180 --> 00:14:03,780 And the rest I leave to my, uh, my uncontrollable imagination. 236 00:14:03,780 --> 00:14:09,230 And, meanwhile I take you in my waiting arms. 237 00:14:09,230 --> 00:14:10,780 Beautiful. 238 00:14:10,780 --> 00:14:13,070 Sure is. 239 00:14:13,070 --> 00:14:16,110 Yeah, but I, uh, I have to get going now. 240 00:14:16,110 --> 00:14:17,540 I'll see you tomorrow, all right? 241 00:14:17,540 --> 00:14:18,870 Ciao. 242 00:14:18,870 --> 00:14:19,850 Yeah, tomorrow. 243 00:14:19,850 --> 00:14:20,840 See ya. 244 00:14:27,250 --> 00:14:28,230 Alessandro. 245 00:14:28,230 --> 00:14:29,820 Alessandro, now listen closely. 246 00:14:29,820 --> 00:14:32,130 When I count to three you better be out of there or else 247 00:14:32,130 --> 00:14:34,700 I'll break the door down. 248 00:14:34,700 --> 00:14:37,310 Goddammit, let's go. 249 00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:39,180 Look, I only have 10 minutes to get to the clinic. 250 00:14:44,610 --> 00:14:46,000 Ah, finally. 251 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,290 It was a half an hour this time, buddy. 252 00:14:48,290 --> 00:14:49,620 Your mother gets upset when you spend 253 00:14:49,620 --> 00:14:50,840 too much time in bathroom. 254 00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:52,070 She thinks you're sick. 255 00:14:52,070 --> 00:14:55,910 Well, mothers are like that, but, uh, I 256 00:14:55,910 --> 00:14:57,060 don't think you're sick at all. 257 00:14:57,060 --> 00:14:59,950 I mean, it's not injections you need, is it? 258 00:14:59,950 --> 00:15:00,920 I guess I'd better be going. 259 00:15:00,920 --> 00:15:01,800 Wait a minute, kid. 260 00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:03,180 We'll have a little talk, man to man. 261 00:15:03,180 --> 00:15:04,250 All right? 262 00:15:04,250 --> 00:15:05,040 I gotta go, Dad. 263 00:15:05,040 --> 00:15:07,400 Hey, will you listen to me for just a minute? 264 00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:08,540 You know, I was once your age. 265 00:15:08,540 --> 00:15:10,060 I imagine you were. 266 00:15:10,060 --> 00:15:11,940 Well just let me finish then, huh? 267 00:15:11,940 --> 00:15:13,730 Look, I know what's happening. 268 00:15:13,730 --> 00:15:15,010 I mean, you understand. 269 00:15:15,010 --> 00:15:16,610 No, I don't. 270 00:15:16,610 --> 00:15:17,480 It's the girls, isn't it? 271 00:15:17,480 --> 00:15:18,330 Right? 272 00:15:18,330 --> 00:15:19,730 Oh, it's perfectly normal. 273 00:15:19,730 --> 00:15:21,920 I understand, I understand. 274 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:24,040 Beautiful little things. Oh, I know. 275 00:15:24,040 --> 00:15:24,740 I know! 276 00:15:24,740 --> 00:15:27,490 Years ago, in Africa, when I was a young man... oh, 277 00:15:27,490 --> 00:15:29,820 there were girls there that were 12 years 278 00:15:29,820 --> 00:15:31,830 old that were already women. 279 00:15:31,830 --> 00:15:34,030 You know, they really had it together at an early age. 280 00:15:34,030 --> 00:15:35,900 I mean, 12 years old and built like 18. 281 00:15:35,900 --> 00:15:37,510 Had it out to here. 282 00:15:37,510 --> 00:15:39,970 I remember this one girl, she could have been more than 10, 283 00:15:39,970 --> 00:15:41,120 she was already pregnant. 284 00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:43,350 I tell you, you have to watch these girls, Alessandro. 285 00:15:43,350 --> 00:15:45,360 They're demons if they get their hands on you. 286 00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:48,400 This one, this one took a hold of me, you wouldn't believe it. 287 00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:50,270 What's the matter, you ashamed of your father? 288 00:15:50,270 --> 00:15:52,400 These are the facts of life you're hearing. 289 00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:54,350 Oh, what the hell are they teaching you in school? 290 00:15:54,350 --> 00:15:56,200 I mean, this is the 20th century, 291 00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:57,670 there's no reason to be nervous. 292 00:15:57,670 --> 00:15:58,920 Just keep it together. 293 00:15:58,920 --> 00:15:59,880 That's all you have to do. 294 00:15:59,880 --> 00:16:00,910 You're to uptight, son. 295 00:16:00,910 --> 00:16:02,740 If you don't watch yourself, you'll be a nervous wreck. 296 00:16:02,740 --> 00:16:04,440 - All right, I'll watch myself. - Beautiful! 297 00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:05,240 - See you later. - Fine. 298 00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:06,620 Give 'em hell, give 'em hell. 299 00:16:06,620 --> 00:16:08,090 How old are you now, Alessandro? 300 00:16:08,090 --> 00:16:09,490 ALESSANDRO: 18. - 18. 301 00:16:09,490 --> 00:16:11,860 Beautiful, beautiful. Shit. 302 00:16:16,260 --> 00:16:18,210 Oh! 303 00:16:18,210 --> 00:16:19,880 Oh, I'm sorry! 304 00:16:19,880 --> 00:16:22,690 Excuse me. 305 00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:25,300 Uh, it seems that we've met this way before. 306 00:16:25,300 --> 00:16:26,370 I'm sorry, Miss Formenti. 307 00:16:26,370 --> 00:16:28,080 I guess I'm just a walking disaster. 308 00:16:30,980 --> 00:16:32,890 - Are you always so distracted? - Yes. 309 00:16:32,890 --> 00:16:34,560 No! I don't know. 310 00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:36,250 Sorry. 311 00:16:36,250 --> 00:16:39,120 Well, you didn't have to rush so much you know. 312 00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:41,100 School doesn't start for another hour. 313 00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:44,030 I know, I was just going somewhere. 314 00:16:44,030 --> 00:16:45,820 Oh, you... you have another appointment. 315 00:16:45,820 --> 00:16:48,090 You better go, then. 316 00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:48,950 No, no. 317 00:16:48,950 --> 00:16:50,440 It was nothing like that. 318 00:16:53,250 --> 00:16:54,940 I could accompany you, if you want me. 319 00:16:54,940 --> 00:16:56,400 Oh, thank you but I wouldn't like 320 00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:59,760 the principal to see me with a student outside of school. 321 00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:01,920 He's very strict, you know that. 322 00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:03,940 Anyway, I have to think about those things. 323 00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:05,140 I'm older than you are. 324 00:17:05,140 --> 00:17:06,650 But you're not very old. 325 00:17:09,350 --> 00:17:10,740 And you're very pretty. 326 00:17:13,940 --> 00:17:17,000 Listen, uh, let's make a bargain. 327 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,870 I'll allow you to fall in love with me 328 00:17:18,870 --> 00:17:21,670 if you promise to think seriously about a pretty girl 329 00:17:21,670 --> 00:17:22,780 your own age. 330 00:17:22,780 --> 00:17:26,290 We'll have to respect the rule, but let's be sensible. 331 00:17:26,290 --> 00:17:27,200 What rule? 332 00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:29,530 Well, that every student falls in love with his teacher. 333 00:17:29,530 --> 00:17:30,230 It's inevitable. 334 00:17:30,230 --> 00:17:31,100 GIRL: Alessandro! 335 00:17:31,100 --> 00:17:32,830 Alessandro. 336 00:17:32,830 --> 00:17:35,200 Oh, it's apparent that you did have an appointment. 337 00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:37,450 But a good student should have a better memory. 338 00:17:37,450 --> 00:17:38,150 Yes, 339 00:17:38,150 --> 00:17:39,560 I guess so. 340 00:17:39,560 --> 00:17:42,110 Well, goodbye Corsini. 341 00:17:42,110 --> 00:17:44,590 Well, goodbye now. 342 00:17:44,590 --> 00:17:45,700 Don't forget your lesson. 343 00:17:49,150 --> 00:17:51,710 Hey, wait. 344 00:17:51,710 --> 00:17:54,240 Wait, will ya. 345 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:55,030 Wait for what? 346 00:17:55,030 --> 00:17:57,200 Did you have an appointment with me or with her? 347 00:17:57,200 --> 00:17:57,990 Hey, come on. 348 00:17:57,990 --> 00:17:59,370 For crying out loud, she's a teacher. 349 00:17:59,370 --> 00:18:02,380 What else could I do, huh? 350 00:18:02,380 --> 00:18:04,940 For me she's a teacher, but for you it's another thing. 351 00:18:04,940 --> 00:18:06,300 What do you mean by that, huh? 352 00:18:06,300 --> 00:18:07,190 What do you mean? 353 00:18:07,190 --> 00:18:08,590 She means something else. 354 00:18:08,590 --> 00:18:09,340 I don't know. 355 00:18:09,340 --> 00:18:11,050 A personification of sex. 356 00:18:11,050 --> 00:18:14,240 Oh man, I think stories of sex are a fixation of yours. 357 00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:15,570 I don't know what you're thinking about, 358 00:18:15,570 --> 00:18:18,460 but if anyone has a complex about sex it's you. 359 00:18:18,460 --> 00:18:19,770 Oof. 360 00:18:19,770 --> 00:18:22,360 In the music of Italy during the 16th century, 361 00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:24,170 there were two prevalent styles. 362 00:18:24,170 --> 00:18:27,450 The [INAUDIBLE] and the [INAUDIBLE]. 363 00:18:27,450 --> 00:18:28,930 You should've seen it, honest. 364 00:18:28,930 --> 00:18:30,250 Right out of "The Arabian Nights," 365 00:18:30,250 --> 00:18:31,710 there were seven naked women dancing. 366 00:18:31,710 --> 00:18:33,860 It was Palestrina himself who saved 367 00:18:33,860 --> 00:18:36,650 ecclesiastical polyphonic music when he had the pope listen 368 00:18:36,650 --> 00:18:39,080 to his famous [INAUDIBLE]. 369 00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:41,600 Uh, thank you for your attention. 370 00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:43,740 Good day! 371 00:18:43,740 --> 00:18:47,180 [CHATTER] 372 00:18:52,020 --> 00:18:54,280 The fore-handed piano technique, 373 00:18:54,280 --> 00:18:56,740 which is the subject of today's lesson, 374 00:18:56,740 --> 00:18:59,300 used to be considered a fundamental preparation 375 00:18:59,300 --> 00:19:00,550 for all pianists. 376 00:19:00,550 --> 00:19:02,930 Hey, she's not wearing any stockings. 377 00:19:02,930 --> 00:19:05,380 Yeah, she is so. 378 00:19:05,380 --> 00:19:06,870 MISS FORMENTI: It was particularly in vogue 379 00:19:06,870 --> 00:19:08,670 in the Romantic period. 380 00:19:08,670 --> 00:19:10,950 In which this technique served to obtain 381 00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:14,450 a wide range of effects, as we shall see later. 382 00:19:14,450 --> 00:19:17,350 This technique was already evident at the end of... 383 00:19:17,350 --> 00:19:19,390 They're light colored stockings, you moron. 384 00:19:19,390 --> 00:19:20,380 There's no way. 385 00:19:20,380 --> 00:19:21,680 MISS FORMENTI: where we find the first 386 00:19:21,680 --> 00:19:24,960 examples of compositions for forehands for the harpsichord. 387 00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:33,450 Some of the most interesting pieces are the... 388 00:19:33,450 --> 00:19:34,150 They're stockings. 389 00:19:34,150 --> 00:19:36,340 MISS FORMENTI: Hungarian Dances of Brahms. 390 00:19:36,340 --> 00:19:40,310 Which he wrote for himself and his friends. 391 00:19:40,310 --> 00:19:44,080 They have a folklore motif, rich in life and color. 392 00:19:48,830 --> 00:19:51,150 Corsini, you come up to the piano. 393 00:19:53,770 --> 00:19:56,270 Corsini? Oh! 394 00:19:56,270 --> 00:20:08,050 Uh... Gabrielli, I bet he wishes he wasn't up there. 395 00:20:08,050 --> 00:20:09,350 Look at how red he's turning. 396 00:20:09,350 --> 00:20:10,930 Why don't you shut down, dummy. 397 00:20:10,930 --> 00:20:11,970 Shut up, you worm. 398 00:20:11,970 --> 00:20:15,460 [PIANO MUSIC] 399 00:20:41,350 --> 00:20:44,840 [CHATTER] 400 00:20:56,090 --> 00:21:00,280 [LAUGHTER] [INTERPOSING VOICES] 401 00:21:31,650 --> 00:21:33,140 Bonjourno, Miss Formenti. 402 00:21:33,140 --> 00:21:34,600 Bonjourno, Father. 403 00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:35,300 Well, now. 404 00:21:35,300 --> 00:21:36,360 How have you been getting along? 405 00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:37,790 Oh, very well thank you. 406 00:21:37,790 --> 00:21:39,640 We're pleased with your work here. 407 00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:43,170 At first, I must say I was a bit dubious about the possibilities 408 00:21:43,170 --> 00:21:45,710 of your fitting in the ambiance of 409 00:21:45,710 --> 00:21:47,580 an ecclesiastical institution. 410 00:21:47,580 --> 00:21:52,180 You see, we've never had a teacher as young as you. 411 00:21:52,180 --> 00:21:54,870 We have noticed the progress you've been making, 412 00:21:54,870 --> 00:21:56,830 you're quite satisfactory. 413 00:21:56,830 --> 00:22:00,230 Both professionally and morally. 414 00:22:00,230 --> 00:22:01,980 We're quite content to have you with us. 415 00:22:01,980 --> 00:22:03,880 Rest assured that you have our strong support 416 00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:05,720 concerning your degree. 417 00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:06,930 Thank you, Father. 418 00:22:11,430 --> 00:22:14,920 We are certainly aware of your need of our approval. 419 00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:17,100 There is nothing to worry about, we anticipate no problems 420 00:22:17,100 --> 00:22:18,390 whatsoever. 421 00:22:18,390 --> 00:22:21,280 Rest assured. 422 00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:22,240 A little bit more. 423 00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:24,670 My mother covers it a lot lower than that. 424 00:22:24,670 --> 00:22:27,100 That's because she has a large nose. 425 00:22:27,100 --> 00:22:32,350 When you have a large nose, it's better to go over the edge. 426 00:22:32,350 --> 00:22:35,030 I think I read that someplace. Come on, you try. 427 00:22:40,510 --> 00:22:42,500 I think they put something in it. 428 00:22:42,500 --> 00:22:44,990 My lips look larger. 429 00:22:44,990 --> 00:22:47,480 Yeah, they'll put anything in it to make a sale, the crooks. 430 00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:48,990 Uh huh. 431 00:22:48,990 --> 00:22:52,190 You know, most actresses have big lips, too. 432 00:22:52,190 --> 00:22:53,140 Don't they? 433 00:22:53,140 --> 00:22:54,090 Just like their breasts. 434 00:22:56,950 --> 00:22:58,560 I bet they use cotton. 435 00:23:00,620 --> 00:23:04,680 Some of them have that operation. 436 00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:07,000 Lend me your bra, I think I'll try stuffing it with something. 437 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:11,900 Sure, but if you want to stuff it you'll need a bigger size. 438 00:23:11,900 --> 00:23:12,880 Here. 439 00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:14,840 PAULA: Thanks. 440 00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:16,310 What size do you wear? 441 00:23:16,310 --> 00:23:17,290 32 AA. 442 00:23:24,670 --> 00:23:27,130 I wonder why we have to wear these things, anyway. 443 00:23:27,130 --> 00:23:28,360 PAULA: I read in Cosmopolitan they're 444 00:23:28,360 --> 00:23:30,080 supposed to keep you firm. 445 00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:32,140 Ah, they'll say anything in those dumb mags. 446 00:23:32,140 --> 00:23:36,120 PAULA: Yeah, pretty soon they'll have us wearing steel corsets. 447 00:23:36,120 --> 00:23:38,020 Wouldn't I look funny in one of those. 448 00:23:38,020 --> 00:23:38,720 PAULA: Yeah. 449 00:23:41,500 --> 00:23:43,610 I think some of the boys put something in their pants, 450 00:23:43,610 --> 00:23:44,410 you know? 451 00:23:44,410 --> 00:23:46,290 PAULA: You mean... down there? - Sure. 452 00:23:46,290 --> 00:23:47,750 Haven't you ever felt it when you dance? 453 00:23:47,750 --> 00:23:50,070 Sometimes it gets bigger and then it goes down. 454 00:23:50,070 --> 00:23:51,440 PAULA: Yeah, is that weird. 455 00:23:55,540 --> 00:23:58,260 When I feel it getting bigger, I just move away. 456 00:23:58,260 --> 00:24:00,020 You know, I like the line of this. 457 00:24:00,020 --> 00:24:01,950 You know some of those girls taking the commercial course 458 00:24:01,950 --> 00:24:03,440 aren't virgins anymore. 459 00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:04,140 Who cares? 460 00:24:04,140 --> 00:24:07,150 They're a bunch of weirdos anyway. 461 00:24:07,150 --> 00:24:09,210 Would you do it with a guy like James Dean? 462 00:24:09,210 --> 00:24:10,390 You better believe I would. 463 00:24:10,390 --> 00:24:11,260 Yeah. 464 00:24:11,260 --> 00:24:12,140 [LAUGHTER] 465 00:24:12,140 --> 00:24:14,030 Come on, slow Joe! 466 00:24:14,030 --> 00:24:14,970 I'm coming! 467 00:24:20,570 --> 00:24:22,140 - Woohoo! - Hey, look out for the dog shit! 468 00:24:22,140 --> 00:24:23,590 Dog shit, ah! 469 00:24:23,590 --> 00:24:26,960 [LAUGHTER] 470 00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:29,860 Whoo. 471 00:24:29,860 --> 00:24:31,020 OK, I'll see you tomorrow. 472 00:24:31,020 --> 00:24:32,110 Hey, hold on. 473 00:24:32,110 --> 00:24:35,890 I still have some time, I'll walk a ways with you. 474 00:24:35,890 --> 00:24:38,640 Well, we sure did some out of sight work today, huh? 475 00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:39,950 You did, you mean. 476 00:24:39,950 --> 00:24:42,160 After a while I can't concentrate anymore. 477 00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:44,200 You've really perfected your technique, Alessandro. 478 00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:45,770 Oh, I've only studied Miss Formenti. 479 00:24:45,770 --> 00:24:48,140 I mean, I've been watching how she positions her hands. 480 00:24:48,140 --> 00:24:50,120 I don't know how she does it, so composed. 481 00:24:50,120 --> 00:24:51,340 Her wrists are so loose, man. 482 00:24:51,340 --> 00:24:53,260 It's really something. 483 00:24:53,260 --> 00:24:54,990 For my money, you're better. 484 00:24:54,990 --> 00:24:56,710 You're crazy. 485 00:24:56,710 --> 00:24:58,690 Man, have you seen how she uses her left hand? 486 00:24:58,690 --> 00:25:00,050 And you're better than I am when it comes 487 00:25:00,050 --> 00:25:01,360 to using your left hand, right? 488 00:25:01,360 --> 00:25:02,060 Meh. 489 00:25:02,060 --> 00:25:04,150 I don't know, when I see a pass that's this difficult I 490 00:25:04,150 --> 00:25:05,920 get uptight and blow it. 491 00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:08,120 I don't think anyone could tell, the way you play. 492 00:25:08,120 --> 00:25:10,360 Thanks. Walk me back. 493 00:25:10,360 --> 00:25:12,260 What's with you and Formenti? 494 00:25:12,260 --> 00:25:14,180 Jeez, I've never seen you so alert in class. 495 00:25:14,180 --> 00:25:15,880 Is it because you like the way she's plays, 496 00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:17,220 or because you like her? 497 00:25:17,220 --> 00:25:18,050 [LAUGHS] 498 00:25:18,050 --> 00:25:19,850 No answer, huh? But you're laughing. 499 00:25:19,850 --> 00:25:21,410 What you laughing about, eh moose breath? 500 00:25:21,410 --> 00:25:23,030 - Nothing. - You like her, right? 501 00:25:23,030 --> 00:25:25,020 Come on, you can tell me. 502 00:25:25,020 --> 00:25:26,390 - You're off your nut. - Hey, look. 503 00:25:26,390 --> 00:25:28,130 I'm not the one that's in love with a piano teacher. 504 00:25:28,130 --> 00:25:29,730 - See ya later. - Yeah, see ya. 505 00:25:29,730 --> 00:25:30,720 So long. 506 00:25:33,710 --> 00:25:37,200 [RECORD PLAYING] 507 00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:33,470 [INAUDIBLE] Later. 508 00:27:22,770 --> 00:27:26,260 [CHATTER] 509 00:27:31,740 --> 00:27:32,730 Good morning. 510 00:27:32,730 --> 00:27:33,730 Good morning. 511 00:27:33,730 --> 00:27:35,220 Good morning, Miss Formenti. 512 00:27:35,220 --> 00:27:38,710 [CHATTER] 513 00:27:39,710 --> 00:27:40,700 I'll see you later. 514 00:27:40,700 --> 00:27:41,700 I'm taking a bus. 515 00:27:41,700 --> 00:27:43,690 You know, give my fee a rest. So long. 516 00:27:48,170 --> 00:27:49,670 I've got a pass. 517 00:27:49,670 --> 00:27:50,660 Go ahead. 518 00:28:15,750 --> 00:28:18,600 [MUSIC] 519 00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:50,870 DOORMAN: Bonjourno, senora. 520 00:28:50,870 --> 00:28:51,870 Bonjourno, Francesco. 521 00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:38,260 Oh, sorry! Excuse me. 522 00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:54,230 [TOILET FLUSHING] 523 00:29:54,230 --> 00:29:55,730 Easy, fella. 524 00:29:55,730 --> 00:29:56,720 Just exercising. 525 00:31:24,590 --> 00:31:26,190 How long you going to be in there? 526 00:31:26,190 --> 00:31:28,190 This is an emergency! 527 00:31:28,190 --> 00:31:31,670 [LAUGHS] 528 00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:40,980 Ah. 529 00:31:40,980 --> 00:31:43,010 Here comes a little present, darling. 530 00:31:43,010 --> 00:31:45,610 Ready? Ugh. 531 00:31:45,610 --> 00:31:46,520 Behave yourself now. 532 00:31:46,520 --> 00:31:48,100 Mama knows what's good for you. 533 00:31:48,100 --> 00:31:49,880 I'm telling you, I don't need any injection. 534 00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:51,100 Oh, come on now. 535 00:31:51,100 --> 00:31:53,580 I can't stand here holding it up in the air. 536 00:31:53,580 --> 00:31:56,080 This one hasn't been sterilized. 537 00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:58,780 This morning I saw Alice's mother in town. 538 00:31:58,780 --> 00:32:00,910 She told me the new piano teacher gave Alice a lot 539 00:32:00,910 --> 00:32:02,550 of compliments on her work. 540 00:32:02,550 --> 00:32:04,670 I was so angry, I couldn't find words to tell her off. 541 00:32:04,670 --> 00:32:07,310 Why, you are 1,000 times better than her little twit. 542 00:32:07,310 --> 00:32:09,410 Ah! Ee. 543 00:32:09,410 --> 00:32:13,450 - Now don't tell me I hurt you. - Good morning. 544 00:32:13,450 --> 00:32:16,390 It's good afternoon, but come in anyway. 545 00:32:16,390 --> 00:32:20,130 Our little tax man comes with his feet padded. 546 00:32:20,130 --> 00:32:22,440 I'll just give you a little massage, and then we're done. 547 00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:24,710 I'd rather do it myself. 548 00:32:24,710 --> 00:32:25,640 Hah, all right. 549 00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:27,920 I brought the account for you to see. 550 00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:31,410 One moment, please. 551 00:32:31,410 --> 00:32:33,610 Oh, your father and I decided you should be having 552 00:32:33,610 --> 00:32:35,060 more lessons on the piano. 553 00:32:35,060 --> 00:32:36,630 Only in private. 554 00:32:36,630 --> 00:32:38,660 I spoke with the Senorita Formenti. 555 00:32:38,660 --> 00:32:40,880 She'll make an exception in your case and come three times 556 00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:43,010 a week. But you look so sad! 557 00:32:43,010 --> 00:32:45,630 You'll do just fine. 558 00:32:45,630 --> 00:32:49,100 [PIANO MUSIC] 559 00:32:54,540 --> 00:32:56,530 Not very good, was it? 560 00:32:56,530 --> 00:32:58,470 Well, you played it correctly. 561 00:32:58,470 --> 00:33:01,130 It's just that, uh, it's a bit mechanical. 562 00:33:01,130 --> 00:33:02,550 Doesn't have enough feeling. 563 00:33:02,550 --> 00:33:04,790 Also, you sit too stiffly. 564 00:33:04,790 --> 00:33:06,620 You have to melt into it. Like this. 565 00:33:10,610 --> 00:33:14,600 [PIANO MUSIC] 566 00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:17,100 Listen to the music. 567 00:33:17,100 --> 00:33:23,090 It has to flow like a silver cord from the moon. 568 00:34:22,090 --> 00:34:24,490 Oh, there's something wrong with the pedal. 569 00:34:24,490 --> 00:34:29,610 Ah, uh it sticks once in a while. 570 00:34:29,610 --> 00:34:32,000 One gets the wrong impression of your playing when 571 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:32,970 the instruments not in order. 572 00:34:41,010 --> 00:34:42,660 Uh, that's right. 573 00:34:42,660 --> 00:34:44,510 It'll be... it'll be fixed in a second. 574 00:34:44,510 --> 00:34:46,270 It won't take me more than a second. 575 00:34:50,450 --> 00:34:52,500 How are you doing down there? 576 00:34:52,500 --> 00:34:55,290 Oh, I'm all right. 577 00:34:55,290 --> 00:34:58,640 Ah, look Alessandro... 578 00:34:58,640 --> 00:34:59,740 Oh, yes? 579 00:34:59,740 --> 00:35:01,670 Ah, I think we can manage to play 580 00:35:01,670 --> 00:35:04,500 on it like it is for today. 581 00:35:04,500 --> 00:35:07,010 Uh, whatever you say. 582 00:35:07,010 --> 00:35:09,530 MOTHER: Uh, excuse me. 583 00:35:09,530 --> 00:35:11,160 I hope you're ready for some tea. 584 00:35:11,160 --> 00:35:13,770 This is our tax accountant, he'll be joining us. 585 00:35:13,770 --> 00:35:16,630 Ah, thank you. We'll be right there. 586 00:35:16,630 --> 00:35:17,720 Ah! 587 00:35:17,720 --> 00:35:20,400 - Dear, did you hurt yourself? - Uh, ha, no. 588 00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:21,180 It's nothing. 589 00:35:21,180 --> 00:35:22,280 Nothing. 590 00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:23,590 It's nothing. 591 00:35:23,590 --> 00:35:24,840 I'd certainly like to know where you 592 00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:26,910 go every day with my camera. 593 00:35:26,910 --> 00:35:28,050 You sure you know how to use it? 594 00:35:28,050 --> 00:35:29,320 You showed me last month. 595 00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:32,280 The field trip, or did you forget already? 596 00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:33,680 Uh, you forgot. 597 00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:36,110 Because you're already using the wrong film in it. 598 00:35:36,110 --> 00:35:38,750 That stuff is too sensitive to light. 599 00:35:38,750 --> 00:35:40,270 You should only use that in a shaded room, 600 00:35:40,270 --> 00:35:42,260 you'll never get a good exposure outside. 601 00:35:42,260 --> 00:35:45,350 Look, I don't need your lousy camera anyway. 602 00:35:45,350 --> 00:35:47,710 Ah. 603 00:35:47,710 --> 00:35:49,590 Eh, you don't change do you? 604 00:35:49,590 --> 00:35:51,940 I only want to show you one little thing. 605 00:35:51,940 --> 00:35:53,950 That this is a new model. 606 00:35:53,950 --> 00:35:55,080 Look at this. 607 00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:55,860 Watch. 608 00:35:55,860 --> 00:35:57,770 With this, you can set the timing. 609 00:35:57,770 --> 00:35:58,590 Got that? 610 00:35:58,590 --> 00:36:00,420 And with this, you can regulate the diaphragm. 611 00:36:00,420 --> 00:36:01,530 You understand? Yeah. 612 00:36:01,530 --> 00:36:02,350 All right. 613 00:36:02,350 --> 00:36:03,360 It's a nice set up. 614 00:36:03,360 --> 00:36:04,370 I'll be all right. 615 00:36:04,370 --> 00:36:05,870 Thanks. 616 00:36:05,870 --> 00:36:07,450 Smile! 617 00:38:24,050 --> 00:38:25,500 I heard from Gabrielli that Miss Formenti 618 00:38:25,500 --> 00:38:27,590 is giving you private lessons. 619 00:38:27,590 --> 00:38:28,650 How's it going? 620 00:38:28,650 --> 00:38:31,110 OK. 621 00:38:31,110 --> 00:38:33,260 Then how come you're not practicing day and night? 622 00:38:33,260 --> 00:38:35,580 I don't believe you need private piano lessons. 623 00:38:35,580 --> 00:38:37,470 But if you some other kind of lesson, 624 00:38:37,470 --> 00:38:38,920 you sure could use them. 625 00:38:41,810 --> 00:38:43,260 Ah! 626 00:38:43,260 --> 00:38:49,520 [BIKE CRASHES] 627 00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:51,210 Did you hurt yourself? 628 00:38:51,210 --> 00:38:53,880 No, it's only a little scratch. Oof. 629 00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:57,260 [GROANS] 630 00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:00,390 Oh, yeah. 631 00:39:00,390 --> 00:39:01,590 There's blood on the brake. 632 00:39:01,590 --> 00:39:03,220 It's starting to hurt. 633 00:39:03,220 --> 00:39:04,590 We better put some disinfectant on then, 634 00:39:04,590 --> 00:39:06,030 the brake's are a bit rusty. 635 00:39:06,030 --> 00:39:07,540 It will be all right, I think. 636 00:39:07,540 --> 00:39:10,360 Ah! 637 00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:11,830 Ow, it hurts! 638 00:39:19,170 --> 00:39:22,590 [GROANS] 639 00:39:37,950 --> 00:39:38,650 There. 640 00:39:38,650 --> 00:39:43,970 Well, I guess I'd better take you home huh? 641 00:39:43,970 --> 00:39:45,440 You're sure you're OK now, huh? 642 00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:47,410 It's all right, it's nothing. 643 00:39:53,310 --> 00:39:54,930 Try not to bend your knee. 644 00:39:54,930 --> 00:39:56,270 Here, I'll help you. 645 00:39:56,270 --> 00:39:57,240 Come on. 646 00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:09,400 Oh, what are you doing here? 647 00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:11,110 Is something wrong? 648 00:40:11,110 --> 00:40:11,810 Look, I'm sorry. 649 00:40:11,810 --> 00:40:13,560 You can't come in, I have things to do. 650 00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:18,960 If you have something to tell me... How dare you? 651 00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:21,450 What do you think you're doing? 652 00:40:21,450 --> 00:40:23,660 Look, you can't break in on me this way. 653 00:40:23,660 --> 00:40:28,320 It seems to me the best way to conduct our little session. 654 00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:30,730 Oh! 655 00:40:30,730 --> 00:40:32,160 They're horrible. 656 00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:33,440 Dreadful! 657 00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:34,740 How could you do such a thing? 658 00:40:34,740 --> 00:40:35,920 Go ahead, go on. 659 00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:36,880 Tear them all up. 660 00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:40,060 I have the negatives, it doesn't matter. 661 00:40:40,060 --> 00:40:42,520 - What do you want from me? - Oh, nothing. 662 00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:44,960 I just want to help you. 663 00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:46,110 Help me? 664 00:40:46,110 --> 00:40:49,480 What do you mean, help me? 665 00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:50,620 I don't need any help. 666 00:40:50,620 --> 00:40:52,570 Sure you do. 667 00:40:51,570 --> 00:40:53,470 Imagine what will happen when the president of the school 668 00:40:53,470 --> 00:40:54,380 sees these. 669 00:40:54,380 --> 00:40:55,880 Should I tell you what he's going to do? 670 00:40:55,880 --> 00:40:57,850 He's going to blow his cork and boot you out of the school, 671 00:40:57,850 --> 00:40:59,010 and all at the same time. 672 00:40:59,010 --> 00:41:01,040 You can't do that, you'll ruin me. 673 00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:02,040 Exactly. 674 00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:03,350 But don't worry. 675 00:41:03,350 --> 00:41:07,440 You're a pretty smart lady, I know that. 676 00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:09,840 So then, you and I have to stick together. 677 00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:11,610 Make sure that those pictures are never seen. 678 00:41:22,590 --> 00:41:23,990 [LAUGHS] 679 00:41:23,490 --> 00:41:25,010 I'm sorry, you're on the wrong track. 680 00:41:25,010 --> 00:41:26,280 But nice try. 681 00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:30,170 Let's put this on for the moment, all right? 682 00:41:30,170 --> 00:41:30,940 And take this off. 683 00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:44,980 Nuh uh. The bra has got to go, too. 684 00:41:50,630 --> 00:41:54,080 [BIRDS WHISTLING] 685 00:42:02,230 --> 00:42:05,700 [WHOOPING] 686 00:42:15,620 --> 00:42:30,680 [CHATTERING] 687 00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:34,550 Let me play, huh? [LAUGHS] 688 00:42:34,550 --> 00:42:37,180 KIDS: Yeah! 689 00:42:37,180 --> 00:42:39,660 Ah huh! 690 00:42:39,660 --> 00:42:41,640 KIDS: Fire! 691 00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:45,120 [CHATTERS AND YELLING] 692 00:42:48,590 --> 00:42:50,570 KID: Knuckle head! - Savages! 693 00:42:57,970 --> 00:42:59,880 Well, how's your passionate love affair with Formenti 694 00:42:59,880 --> 00:43:00,800 going? Hm. 695 00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:02,700 Not bad, all things considered. 696 00:43:02,700 --> 00:43:05,450 Must be one hell of a hard scale to get your little head. 697 00:43:05,450 --> 00:43:08,130 Will you quit joking around, all right? 698 00:43:08,130 --> 00:43:09,310 Alessandro, you're so much in love 699 00:43:09,310 --> 00:43:10,280 you haven't noticed anything. 700 00:43:10,280 --> 00:43:11,840 She's just as bad as all the others. 701 00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:12,540 Maybe worse. 702 00:43:12,540 --> 00:43:15,260 But you, you'd better starting good look at her. 703 00:43:15,260 --> 00:43:16,290 What do you mean, take a look? 704 00:43:16,290 --> 00:43:18,030 I've looked already. 705 00:43:18,030 --> 00:43:18,730 Look, nitwit. 706 00:43:18,730 --> 00:43:20,340 I don't mean in her eyes. 707 00:43:20,340 --> 00:43:22,470 You gotta watch the way the broad moves. 708 00:43:22,470 --> 00:43:23,660 The way she dresses. 709 00:43:23,660 --> 00:43:25,600 Her body. 710 00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:27,670 Tomorrow would be a better time to take a good look. 711 00:43:30,580 --> 00:43:33,000 Good morning. 712 00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:35,040 Today we'll begin with the exercises which 713 00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:36,180 we did not finish yesterday. 714 00:43:50,360 --> 00:43:53,830 [PLAYS PIANO] 715 00:43:58,790 --> 00:44:02,260 [BOOKS FALL] 716 00:44:08,710 --> 00:44:10,690 Do you believe that blouse she's wearing? 717 00:44:10,690 --> 00:44:13,670 [WHISPERED CHATTER] 718 00:44:26,120 --> 00:44:26,990 It doesn't mean anything. 719 00:44:26,990 --> 00:44:27,800 It could be chance. 720 00:44:30,560 --> 00:44:32,720 It seems that you're restless today, Finzi. 721 00:44:32,720 --> 00:44:35,240 My books fell, I'm really sorry about that. 722 00:44:35,240 --> 00:44:38,510 I've been feeling a little strange lately. 723 00:44:38,510 --> 00:44:40,480 I've been having visions. 724 00:44:40,480 --> 00:44:42,750 [LAUGHTER] 725 00:44:42,750 --> 00:44:46,400 Well, as you're so anxious to move around why don't 726 00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:47,620 you come up and play the piano. 727 00:44:57,000 --> 00:45:00,530 Begin whenever you are ready. 728 00:45:00,530 --> 00:45:02,190 That was beautifully done. 729 00:45:02,190 --> 00:45:06,330 And for tomorrow I have another idea. 730 00:45:06,330 --> 00:45:07,560 Well, I think he's being strange. 731 00:45:07,560 --> 00:45:09,570 Strange? What the hell is so strange? 732 00:45:09,570 --> 00:45:10,390 He's just normal. 733 00:45:10,390 --> 00:45:11,670 So quit worrying, will ya? 734 00:45:11,670 --> 00:45:13,610 When I was a kid, I used to do the same thing. 735 00:45:13,610 --> 00:45:15,780 I'd sit there and read a comic book from cover to cover. 736 00:45:15,780 --> 00:45:19,300 Now come on dear, will you stop worrying? 737 00:45:19,300 --> 00:45:21,260 Eat your food, it's going to get cold. 738 00:45:21,260 --> 00:45:22,220 Alessandro. 739 00:45:22,220 --> 00:45:25,620 Oh, God in heaven will you do something with this woman? 740 00:45:25,620 --> 00:45:26,590 Alessandro. 741 00:45:26,590 --> 00:45:27,560 ALESSANDRO: What do you want? 742 00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:28,660 Is anything the matter? 743 00:45:28,660 --> 00:45:30,510 ALESSANDRO: No, I'm all right. 744 00:45:30,510 --> 00:45:32,700 You've been in there 20 minutes. 745 00:45:32,700 --> 00:45:36,630 What are you doing in there? 746 00:45:36,630 --> 00:45:37,380 Nothing. 747 00:45:37,380 --> 00:45:39,210 Are you sure you feel all right? 748 00:45:39,210 --> 00:45:40,960 Yes, I'm all right mom. 749 00:45:40,960 --> 00:45:42,460 Come and ear your dinner, it's getting cold. 750 00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:47,660 Hey, come here. 751 00:45:47,660 --> 00:45:50,310 What are you up to in there? Huh? 752 00:45:50,310 --> 00:45:51,010 Huh? 753 00:45:53,740 --> 00:45:54,600 You'll get warts. 754 00:45:59,960 --> 00:46:01,060 Well? 755 00:46:01,060 --> 00:46:02,540 Did you bring the negatives? 756 00:46:02,540 --> 00:46:04,740 Why? 757 00:46:04,740 --> 00:46:05,840 Look, Gabrielli. 758 00:46:05,840 --> 00:46:06,920 I did what you asked. 759 00:46:06,920 --> 00:46:09,330 You have to keep your part of the bargain. 760 00:46:09,330 --> 00:46:11,450 But I only asked you one little stupid thing. 761 00:46:11,450 --> 00:46:13,750 And it was easy for you, wasn't it? 762 00:46:13,750 --> 00:46:14,890 That's not true. 763 00:46:14,890 --> 00:46:16,130 It wasn't at all easy for me. 764 00:46:16,130 --> 00:46:17,320 It was humiliating. 765 00:46:17,320 --> 00:46:19,060 I felt like dying. 766 00:46:19,060 --> 00:46:20,160 Come on. 767 00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:21,970 Don't start lying to me at this point, OK? 768 00:46:21,970 --> 00:46:23,970 All you're doing is adding sin to scandal. 769 00:46:23,970 --> 00:46:28,060 Listen to me, I'll be sincere with you. 770 00:46:28,060 --> 00:46:29,810 That's nice, just don't take all day. 771 00:46:29,810 --> 00:46:32,820 Most of my girlfriends from the conservatory got married. 772 00:46:32,820 --> 00:46:35,630 They were promising pianists, now they're housewives. 773 00:46:35,630 --> 00:46:37,780 Any woman who wants to get ahead in her career 774 00:46:37,780 --> 00:46:41,600 has to sacrifice her personal life. 775 00:46:41,600 --> 00:46:43,560 I'm looked on with suspicion because I 776 00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:46,650 don't want to be a teacher for the rest of my life. 777 00:46:46,650 --> 00:46:49,130 You know, your talk is as boring as you are. 778 00:46:49,130 --> 00:46:51,560 And around we're already too damn bored. 779 00:46:51,560 --> 00:46:54,400 Oh, don't you understand that to expose myself like this, 780 00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:57,510 it's so degrading that it's tearing my heart apart. 781 00:46:57,510 --> 00:46:58,610 Oh dear, you poor thing. 782 00:46:58,610 --> 00:46:59,650 You can't go on like this. 783 00:46:59,650 --> 00:47:01,040 The martyr of the century. 784 00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:02,300 Offer yourself to God. 785 00:47:02,300 --> 00:47:05,030 If you're real good, you get a miracle. 786 00:47:05,030 --> 00:47:06,860 I have nothing to do with your feelings. 787 00:47:06,860 --> 00:47:08,430 As for your heart, see a doctor. 788 00:47:08,430 --> 00:47:09,810 I want a lot more out of you now. 789 00:47:12,780 --> 00:47:14,660 It will be easier, so relax. 790 00:47:14,660 --> 00:47:16,270 Try to be reasonable. 791 00:47:16,270 --> 00:47:16,970 Trying. 792 00:47:16,970 --> 00:47:17,740 Well, that's for you. 793 00:47:17,740 --> 00:47:20,240 And I'll take care of everything else. 794 00:47:20,240 --> 00:47:22,040 I'll tell you what to do. 795 00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:23,720 I'll guide you. 796 00:47:23,720 --> 00:47:24,490 I'll be your Pygmalion. 797 00:47:24,490 --> 00:47:27,780 [PIANO MUSIC] 798 00:47:29,190 --> 00:47:32,420 Pay attention to the regularity of the sound. 799 00:47:32,420 --> 00:47:34,860 Keep it even. 800 00:47:34,860 --> 00:47:36,800 Even. 801 00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:37,780 That's right. 802 00:47:41,670 --> 00:47:44,110 Crescendo. 803 00:47:44,110 --> 00:47:45,570 Heighten it. 804 00:47:45,570 --> 00:47:47,240 Heighten it, but always evenly. 805 00:47:47,240 --> 00:47:49,330 Evenly. 806 00:47:49,330 --> 00:47:50,780 Good. 807 00:47:50,780 --> 00:47:53,680 Good. 808 00:47:52,680 --> 00:47:55,570 Now, diminuendo. 809 00:47:55,570 --> 00:47:57,510 Good. 810 00:47:57,510 --> 00:47:59,050 Slowly. 811 00:47:59,050 --> 00:48:00,540 Slowly. 812 00:48:00,540 --> 00:48:02,460 Evenly. 813 00:48:02,460 --> 00:48:03,460 Good. 814 00:48:03,460 --> 00:48:04,590 Good, good. [GASPS] 815 00:48:04,590 --> 00:48:05,290 I'm sorry! 816 00:48:05,290 --> 00:48:07,080 For crying out loud, be careful. 817 00:48:07,080 --> 00:48:09,220 Did it burn you? No. 818 00:48:21,640 --> 00:48:23,100 Well come on, you're the host. 819 00:48:23,100 --> 00:48:24,210 Do something will you, fat head. 820 00:48:24,210 --> 00:48:26,350 Dry her off. 821 00:48:26,350 --> 00:48:28,500 Or don't you see that she's half drenched. 822 00:48:28,500 --> 00:48:29,530 Yes, all right. 823 00:48:33,530 --> 00:48:39,020 Uh, oh well maybe it... maybe it's better if you do it. 824 00:48:39,020 --> 00:48:40,690 Alessandro, I think she'd rather have you do it. 825 00:48:40,690 --> 00:48:41,510 Isn't that right? 826 00:48:46,490 --> 00:48:49,990 Yes, if you be so kind. 827 00:48:49,990 --> 00:48:50,990 Go on. 828 00:49:00,290 --> 00:49:02,030 Does it hurt? 829 00:49:02,030 --> 00:49:02,900 No. 830 00:49:02,900 --> 00:49:03,600 No. 831 00:49:03,600 --> 00:49:04,710 Oh, you're hopeless. 832 00:49:04,710 --> 00:49:05,920 You'll never get it done like that. 833 00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:07,810 You have to lift the blouse or it will never dry. 834 00:49:07,810 --> 00:49:09,000 Use your head, dummy. 835 00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:11,270 If you're so great, why don't you do it then? 836 00:49:11,270 --> 00:49:12,470 Oh, quit acting like a baby. 837 00:49:16,780 --> 00:49:18,690 Uh, excuse me. 838 00:49:24,670 --> 00:49:28,150 [GASPS] 839 00:49:44,130 --> 00:49:46,590 That's enough. 840 00:49:46,590 --> 00:49:49,010 We can't sit here until tomorrow waiting for it to dry. 841 00:49:52,570 --> 00:49:54,670 It will dry itself, anyway. 842 00:49:54,670 --> 00:49:58,250 Well, uh, we... We can begin here. 843 00:50:02,710 --> 00:50:06,190 [PLAYS PIANO] 844 00:50:23,090 --> 00:50:25,200 Alessandro, do you give a damn about me? 845 00:50:25,200 --> 00:50:27,610 Or are you thinking of someone else? 846 00:50:27,110 --> 00:50:28,450 Sometimes I think you're lost. 847 00:50:31,260 --> 00:50:33,600 Who do you have to do with any way to get it on? 848 00:50:33,600 --> 00:50:34,730 I know what you're talking about. 849 00:50:34,730 --> 00:50:35,980 No, I'm sure you don't. 850 00:50:35,980 --> 00:50:37,390 Listen, I want to do something. 851 00:50:37,390 --> 00:50:38,300 It's natural. 852 00:50:38,300 --> 00:50:39,770 What's the matter, you think I'm a nun? 853 00:50:39,770 --> 00:50:41,830 Whatever you say. 854 00:50:41,830 --> 00:50:42,780 OK, tiger. 855 00:50:42,780 --> 00:50:46,840 You can show me what you know how to do. 856 00:50:46,840 --> 00:50:49,430 Uh, it's quite easy. 857 00:50:49,430 --> 00:50:52,830 To begin with, you uh... Just take off your pants. 858 00:50:52,830 --> 00:50:54,090 That's all. 859 00:50:54,090 --> 00:50:56,000 I'm waiting. 860 00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:58,420 For what? 861 00:50:58,420 --> 00:51:00,240 I'm waiting for you to take them off. 862 00:51:00,240 --> 00:51:01,770 Wow, yeah. Here I go. 863 00:51:11,410 --> 00:51:15,920 Uh, but you're not wearing any. 864 00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:18,180 Bravo, you're a giant step ahead. 865 00:51:18,180 --> 00:51:18,880 Now? 866 00:51:21,840 --> 00:51:24,470 Then I, uh... I take off your dress. 867 00:51:29,950 --> 00:51:33,360 [SIGHS] 868 00:51:33,360 --> 00:51:35,310 Don't you know how they work? 869 00:51:35,310 --> 00:51:36,780 All you do is pull and I'm there. 870 00:51:36,780 --> 00:51:37,750 Go on. 871 00:51:37,750 --> 00:51:39,090 Ah, yeah yeah. 872 00:51:39,090 --> 00:51:40,590 Yeah, of course. 873 00:51:40,590 --> 00:51:41,590 I know it. 874 00:51:41,590 --> 00:51:43,090 Strange, though. 875 00:51:43,090 --> 00:51:46,060 It feels... tight. 876 00:51:46,060 --> 00:51:48,710 I mean, doesn't it feel tight to you? 877 00:51:48,710 --> 00:51:50,570 A little bit. 878 00:51:50,570 --> 00:51:52,150 I bet it's killing you, huh? 879 00:52:07,340 --> 00:52:10,780 Alessandro... 880 00:52:11,770 --> 00:52:15,200 [BOAT MOTOR] 881 00:52:17,190 --> 00:52:18,690 Christ! 882 00:52:18,690 --> 00:52:20,490 What you you kids doing in there? 883 00:52:20,490 --> 00:52:21,680 Go someplace else! Yeah, yeah, yea. 884 00:52:21,680 --> 00:52:23,180 We're going, we're going. 885 00:52:23,180 --> 00:52:24,680 Come on. 886 00:52:24,680 --> 00:52:25,680 Dammit. 887 00:52:25,680 --> 00:52:28,170 What lousy luck. 888 00:52:28,170 --> 00:52:29,170 [PIANO MUSIC] 889 00:52:29,170 --> 00:52:32,660 There's nothing. 890 00:52:32,660 --> 00:52:35,160 Hey, do you see? 891 00:52:35,160 --> 00:52:38,650 [PIANO MUSIC STOPPING AND STARTING] 892 00:53:22,440 --> 00:53:24,530 Is that right? Was I playing it right? 893 00:53:24,530 --> 00:53:26,890 Oh, uh, that was much better. 894 00:53:41,360 --> 00:53:42,230 Well, did you see? 895 00:53:42,230 --> 00:53:43,700 Is she still Miss Pure-As-A-Lily to you now? 896 00:53:43,700 --> 00:53:44,900 What are you saying? 897 00:53:44,900 --> 00:53:46,810 Hey, come on dumb bell. 898 00:53:46,810 --> 00:53:47,870 You know what I mean. 899 00:53:47,870 --> 00:53:49,130 Don't look so down hearted. 900 00:53:49,130 --> 00:53:50,680 Do you trust me? 901 00:53:50,680 --> 00:53:51,970 Mm. 902 00:53:51,970 --> 00:53:53,360 Hey, come on. 903 00:53:53,360 --> 00:53:54,610 I'm your friend, aren't I? 904 00:53:54,610 --> 00:53:56,720 Well? Yeah, yeah. 905 00:53:56,720 --> 00:53:58,270 You're my friend. 906 00:53:58,270 --> 00:53:59,410 Right, and leave it to me. 907 00:53:59,410 --> 00:54:00,330 We'll have a good time. 908 00:54:03,090 --> 00:54:04,010 [GASP] 909 00:54:04,010 --> 00:54:05,160 Oh, I can't help it. 910 00:54:05,160 --> 00:54:06,700 All I ask is that you let me speak. 911 00:54:06,700 --> 00:54:08,470 My bowl [INAUDIBLE] my heart, I can't help it. 912 00:54:08,470 --> 00:54:09,500 What's the matter with you? 913 00:54:09,500 --> 00:54:10,630 You can't be serious. 914 00:54:10,630 --> 00:54:12,400 Yes, yes I am serious. I love you. 915 00:54:12,400 --> 00:54:13,600 I can't control it. I love you. 916 00:54:13,600 --> 00:54:14,300 I love you. 917 00:54:14,300 --> 00:54:16,850 Oh, you've been working too hard. 918 00:54:16,850 --> 00:54:17,710 I think you need a drink. 919 00:54:17,710 --> 00:54:19,280 You're breaking my heart. I need you. 920 00:54:19,280 --> 00:54:20,600 I love you. 921 00:54:20,600 --> 00:54:22,450 We'll run away, I have money in the bank. 922 00:54:22,450 --> 00:54:23,880 I'm all right here. 923 00:54:23,880 --> 00:54:28,130 I'll be so good for you (continues mutter) 924 00:54:28,130 --> 00:54:30,800 No one could love you like me. I'm the only one. 925 00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:32,480 - Oh, God. - Money in the bank. 926 00:54:32,480 --> 00:54:34,770 Tell me you love me. 927 00:54:34,770 --> 00:54:36,110 Oh, don't do this. 928 00:54:36,110 --> 00:54:37,590 Don't do this. 929 00:54:37,590 --> 00:54:41,040 Stop it! 930 00:54:41,040 --> 00:54:42,640 My name is Florendo. 931 00:54:42,640 --> 00:54:45,410 Just to hear you... call my name. 932 00:54:45,410 --> 00:54:47,320 [GASPING] 933 00:54:47,320 --> 00:54:50,030 Now, God dammit, that's enough. 934 00:54:50,030 --> 00:54:51,050 I have my life. 935 00:54:51,050 --> 00:54:53,490 So it's not the best, but it's all I've got. 936 00:54:53,490 --> 00:54:55,310 So you just stay back. 937 00:54:55,310 --> 00:54:58,210 But all I want... Is to be loved. 938 00:54:58,210 --> 00:54:58,960 That's enough. 939 00:54:58,960 --> 00:55:00,340 I don't want to hear anymore. 940 00:55:00,340 --> 00:55:02,020 Oh, now you won't like me anymore. 941 00:55:02,020 --> 00:55:03,430 I know it. 942 00:55:03,430 --> 00:55:04,920 I knew this would happen. 943 00:55:04,920 --> 00:55:06,490 Oh, quiet down. 944 00:55:06,490 --> 00:55:08,420 Here, have a drink. 945 00:55:08,420 --> 00:55:09,730 Thank you. 946 00:55:09,730 --> 00:55:11,900 [SLAMS WINDOW] 947 00:55:11,900 --> 00:55:13,820 - Is that you, Alessandro? - Yes, ma. 948 00:55:13,820 --> 00:55:16,210 I'm back. And... and how was your lesson? 949 00:55:16,210 --> 00:55:16,910 OK. 950 00:55:19,570 --> 00:55:22,890 [HUMMING] 951 00:55:22,890 --> 00:55:24,420 - Good morning. - Hi. 952 00:55:30,520 --> 00:55:31,850 Listen, Alessandro. 953 00:55:31,850 --> 00:55:34,310 I have a dilemma. 954 00:55:34,310 --> 00:55:35,190 [LAUGHS] 955 00:55:35,190 --> 00:55:38,130 I always got you on that one, boy, didn't I? 956 00:55:38,130 --> 00:55:40,560 I have a dilemma, and you have to help me solve it. 957 00:55:40,560 --> 00:55:42,480 What? 958 00:55:42,480 --> 00:55:44,860 Now, we have two possibilities here, I think. 959 00:55:44,860 --> 00:55:47,200 First possibility, you're screwing too much. 960 00:55:47,200 --> 00:55:49,420 That's how come you look so worn out lately. 961 00:55:49,420 --> 00:55:52,100 And the second is that you're not getting any at all. 962 00:55:52,100 --> 00:55:54,490 So which one is it? 963 00:55:54,490 --> 00:55:55,820 Ah, come on Pop. 964 00:55:55,820 --> 00:55:57,390 It doesn't seem so important to me 965 00:55:57,390 --> 00:56:00,210 so how come it's a problem for you? 966 00:56:00,210 --> 00:56:01,040 Not important to you? 967 00:56:01,040 --> 00:56:02,930 It should be the most important thing. 968 00:56:02,930 --> 00:56:04,150 It is the most important. 969 00:56:04,150 --> 00:56:06,280 Look son, I know we're not in Africa. 970 00:56:06,280 --> 00:56:08,310 I mean, I wish we were. 971 00:56:08,310 --> 00:56:10,660 Other problems getting a girl these days, that's for sure. 972 00:56:10,660 --> 00:56:12,200 Ah Dad, I have to go. 973 00:56:12,200 --> 00:56:13,360 What do you mean, you have to go? 974 00:56:13,360 --> 00:56:15,130 Look, I'm trying to fill you in on the facts of life. 975 00:56:15,130 --> 00:56:16,270 I'm doing the best I can. 976 00:56:16,270 --> 00:56:19,190 I don't want you to go through life like an idiot. 977 00:56:19,190 --> 00:56:21,350 You know how a woman's made, don't you? 978 00:56:21,350 --> 00:56:23,100 Hey, wait a minute. 979 00:56:23,100 --> 00:56:24,980 Well, do you know how one's made or don't you? 980 00:56:24,980 --> 00:56:26,500 I have to go, Pop. 981 00:56:26,500 --> 00:56:28,630 Wait a minute now, Alessandro. Wait. 982 00:56:28,630 --> 00:56:30,900 Wait for me will you. 983 00:56:30,900 --> 00:56:32,170 Now, seriously. 984 00:56:32,170 --> 00:56:35,060 Do you know how a woman is made or not? 985 00:56:35,060 --> 00:56:37,400 - Yeah, I know! - Good, good! 986 00:56:37,400 --> 00:56:40,170 Tell me, these little girls you go out with... how are they? 987 00:56:40,170 --> 00:56:41,910 Have a nice day, Luigi. Alessandro... 988 00:56:41,910 --> 00:56:43,410 [CHATTER] 989 00:56:43,410 --> 00:56:44,820 Now look, here's what I want to know, 990 00:56:44,820 --> 00:56:47,860 really... Hey, they're both great huh? 991 00:56:47,860 --> 00:56:49,260 Huh? Come on, Pop. 992 00:56:49,260 --> 00:56:51,040 Now this time you're not getting away with that. 993 00:56:51,040 --> 00:56:53,240 I am your father and you're going to tell me. 994 00:56:53,240 --> 00:56:55,080 Now tell me, how's a woman put together, huh? 995 00:56:55,080 --> 00:56:55,990 Go ahead, you know. 996 00:56:55,990 --> 00:56:56,980 [STUTTERS] 997 00:56:56,980 --> 00:56:58,020 They have two things... 998 00:56:58,020 --> 00:56:59,220 - What kind of things? - Well, points. 999 00:56:59,220 --> 00:57:00,630 They're... Oh, come on now! 1000 00:57:00,630 --> 00:57:01,330 They're tits. 1001 00:57:01,330 --> 00:57:03,100 Now, don't tell me you've never seen a pair of tits. 1002 00:57:03,100 --> 00:57:04,590 - Yeah. - Well, what do they look? 1003 00:57:04,590 --> 00:57:05,940 There's two buttons, that's all I know. 1004 00:57:05,940 --> 00:57:07,000 - Oh my God. - Two points. 1005 00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:08,810 What do you mean, buttons? They're nipples. 1006 00:57:08,810 --> 00:57:10,580 Everybody's got tits, for Christ sakes. 1007 00:57:10,580 --> 00:57:12,300 You can see them almost every night in the movies. 1008 00:57:12,300 --> 00:57:13,100 Oh, forget it. 1009 00:57:13,100 --> 00:57:14,810 Now you tell me everything you know about c... 1010 00:57:14,810 --> 00:57:15,510 [GASP] 1011 00:57:15,510 --> 00:57:17,440 That's what I... Oh, good morning. 1012 00:57:17,440 --> 00:57:20,940 [PIANO MUSIC] 1013 00:57:34,670 --> 00:57:36,630 Whew. 1014 00:57:36,630 --> 00:57:38,470 Well, it's getting pretty hot in here, isn't it? 1015 00:57:38,470 --> 00:57:40,540 I think I'd better open up the window a little, huh? 1016 00:57:40,540 --> 00:57:42,380 I told you already, no. 1017 00:57:42,380 --> 00:57:44,280 The neighbors always call up the police 1018 00:57:44,280 --> 00:57:45,830 when the piano is too loud. 1019 00:57:45,830 --> 00:57:48,720 Courage, friend, courage. 1020 00:57:48,720 --> 00:57:49,980 That's too bad, is it true? 1021 00:57:49,980 --> 00:57:53,250 I'm sorry, but if you'd like to call it day... 1022 00:57:53,250 --> 00:57:54,180 [LAUGHS] 1023 00:57:54,180 --> 00:57:56,070 I'm not the least bit hot. 1024 00:57:56,070 --> 00:57:57,160 What's a little heat? 1025 00:58:01,580 --> 00:58:03,880 You know, I think you might take off that lovely blouse 1026 00:58:03,880 --> 00:58:05,060 if you're that hot. 1027 00:58:05,060 --> 00:58:06,980 No, it doesn't bother me. 1028 00:58:10,180 --> 00:58:11,950 You don't have to be that shy in front of us. 1029 00:58:11,950 --> 00:58:13,980 Or are you afraid Alessandro will attack you? 1030 00:58:13,980 --> 00:58:14,680 Hey! 1031 00:58:32,370 --> 00:58:35,840 [PLAYS PIANO] 1032 00:58:38,330 --> 00:58:40,860 Ooh. 1033 00:58:40,860 --> 00:58:42,910 Man, it's incredible. 1034 00:58:42,910 --> 00:58:44,870 It just doesn't seem like her. 1035 00:58:44,870 --> 00:58:46,270 What is it? 1036 00:58:46,270 --> 00:58:48,990 Man, only washerwomen neglect to shave their armpits. 1037 00:58:48,990 --> 00:58:50,730 Didn't you know that? 1038 00:58:50,730 --> 00:58:52,060 Look, Gabrielli, it really doesn't seem 1039 00:58:52,060 --> 00:58:53,640 to be any of your business. 1040 00:58:53,640 --> 00:58:55,500 Now I have to finish the lesson, all right? 1041 00:58:55,500 --> 00:58:56,970 Hey, look I don't care one way or the other 1042 00:58:56,970 --> 00:58:58,100 about it, Alessandro. 1043 00:58:58,100 --> 00:58:59,360 But you should, she's your teacher 1044 00:58:59,360 --> 00:59:01,030 and she'll make a bad impression. 1045 00:59:01,030 --> 00:59:02,630 Now listen, Finzi... 1046 00:59:02,630 --> 00:59:04,970 Don't get upset now, lady. 1047 00:59:04,970 --> 00:59:06,400 You don't shave under your arms because you 1048 00:59:06,400 --> 00:59:07,230 don't know how to do it. 1049 00:59:07,230 --> 00:59:08,780 Am I right? Well? 1050 00:59:08,780 --> 00:59:10,800 Yes or no? 1051 00:59:10,800 --> 00:59:13,750 Yes, it's true. 1052 00:59:13,750 --> 00:59:18,640 [GASPS] You see that? 1053 00:59:18,640 --> 00:59:19,820 You really needed a shave. 1054 00:59:33,370 --> 00:59:34,340 What are you doing, sleeping? 1055 00:59:34,340 --> 00:59:35,880 What's the matter with you lately? 1056 00:59:35,880 --> 00:59:37,390 You're really out of it. 1057 00:59:37,390 --> 00:59:38,820 I was just finished. 1058 00:59:38,820 --> 00:59:40,730 I, uh... 1059 00:59:40,730 --> 00:59:42,540 Do I have to stay seated for this? 1060 00:59:42,540 --> 00:59:43,260 Ssh. 1061 00:59:43,260 --> 00:59:45,930 This show is especially for you. 1062 00:59:45,930 --> 00:59:47,790 Paris by night. 1063 00:59:47,790 --> 00:59:49,040 Three matches. 1064 00:59:49,040 --> 00:59:52,090 One after the other illuminates the night. 1065 00:59:52,090 --> 00:59:54,430 The first... to light up these beautiful tits 1066 00:59:54,430 --> 00:59:55,200 that drive you crazy. 1067 00:59:58,630 --> 01:00:02,230 And turn you into a raving idiot in class. 1068 01:00:05,160 --> 01:00:11,070 The second match is for her back bumper, or ass, not bad, is it? 1069 01:00:11,070 --> 01:00:14,210 The weight wiggles under her clothes to magnetize 1070 01:00:14,210 --> 01:00:15,140 all your attention. 1071 01:00:27,090 --> 01:00:31,840 And the third match is to show you only what you've imagined. 1072 01:00:31,840 --> 01:00:35,890 It represents the essence of everything you have desired. 1073 01:00:35,890 --> 01:00:38,800 And the magic push that draws you to its entrance. 1074 01:00:38,800 --> 01:00:41,680 You think it's love, platonic or otherwise. 1075 01:00:41,680 --> 01:00:43,370 A grand passion that makes you throb. 1076 01:00:49,670 --> 01:00:51,030 And what do you think it is? 1077 01:00:51,030 --> 01:00:52,970 It's flesh and nothing else. 1078 01:00:52,970 --> 01:00:56,470 [LAUGHS] 1079 01:01:05,930 --> 01:01:08,920 [DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES] 1080 01:01:13,910 --> 01:01:14,610 Alessandro! 1081 01:01:19,990 --> 01:01:23,420 [SOBS] 1082 01:01:30,290 --> 01:01:32,320 Alessandro! 1083 01:01:32,320 --> 01:01:34,700 Where you going? 1084 01:01:34,700 --> 01:01:36,660 Don't be like that. 1085 01:01:36,660 --> 01:01:37,760 What's wrong? 1086 01:01:37,760 --> 01:01:42,120 Come on, what's wrong? 1087 01:01:42,120 --> 01:01:45,580 [GRUNTS] 1088 01:02:10,180 --> 01:02:13,160 [GABRIELLI QUIETLY LAUGHS] 1089 01:02:52,440 --> 01:02:55,520 - Feel better now? - Go screw yourself. 1090 01:02:55,520 --> 01:02:58,970 [LAUGHS] 1091 01:03:10,320 --> 01:03:12,890 Alessandro. 1092 01:03:12,890 --> 01:03:14,460 Ugh, what's wrong now, Mother? 1093 01:03:14,460 --> 01:03:16,210 Do you know what hour it is? 1094 01:03:16,210 --> 01:03:18,030 Oh God, what's wrong, Alessandro? 1095 01:03:18,030 --> 01:03:18,730 Nothing, Mother. 1096 01:03:18,730 --> 01:03:20,700 I fell in the fountain. 1097 01:03:20,700 --> 01:03:23,130 You're all wet, you'll be sick. 1098 01:03:23,130 --> 01:03:26,520 [GASPS AND FAINTS] 1099 01:03:27,490 --> 01:03:29,940 Oh, Mother. Shit. 1100 01:04:27,890 --> 01:04:28,660 Hello? 1101 01:04:28,660 --> 01:04:29,770 Senorita Formenti? 1102 01:04:29,770 --> 01:04:30,560 Uh, good morning. 1103 01:04:30,560 --> 01:04:32,720 It's Corsini. 1104 01:04:32,720 --> 01:04:35,430 I have to talk with you, it's a very urgent matter. 1105 01:04:41,930 --> 01:04:42,630 That's right. 1106 01:04:42,630 --> 01:04:47,040 I'm sorry, but I can't take any more lessons right now. 1107 01:04:47,040 --> 01:04:50,520 I understand, Alessandro. 1108 01:04:50,520 --> 01:04:54,230 I'm sorry for your mother, I know she wanted it very badly. 1109 01:04:54,230 --> 01:04:55,930 My mother will get over it sooner or later. 1110 01:04:55,930 --> 01:04:57,400 Don't worry about it. 1111 01:04:57,400 --> 01:04:58,270 And you? 1112 01:04:58,270 --> 01:05:00,780 I don't know what's... Going to happen. 1113 01:05:00,780 --> 01:05:02,660 But I can't think much about it. 1114 01:05:02,660 --> 01:05:04,810 I don't understand what's going on. 1115 01:05:04,810 --> 01:05:06,670 Do you believe you're the only one? 1116 01:05:06,670 --> 01:05:08,630 I don't know. 1117 01:05:08,630 --> 01:05:10,950 Sorry, I didn't find it very amusing. 1118 01:05:10,950 --> 01:05:13,100 That's all. 1119 01:05:13,100 --> 01:05:15,840 Do you really believe that it's an amusing joke for me? 1120 01:05:15,840 --> 01:05:17,210 What else do you think? 1121 01:05:17,210 --> 01:05:21,290 Aren't you really moralizing... Oh, look Alessandro. 1122 01:05:21,290 --> 01:05:23,880 In this environment of strict morality, 1123 01:05:23,880 --> 01:05:25,500 especially in this little province, 1124 01:05:25,500 --> 01:05:29,610 we're all tempted to break out now and again. 1125 01:05:29,610 --> 01:05:34,130 We're suppressed and frail and our desires 1126 01:05:34,130 --> 01:05:39,310 is such that... any kind of a caress is welcome. 1127 01:05:39,310 --> 01:05:44,940 But sometimes, we read more into it than is actually there. 1128 01:05:44,940 --> 01:05:48,360 And on the other hand, we're faced with reality. 1129 01:05:48,360 --> 01:05:52,710 Our strict upbringing is always pulling us back into line. 1130 01:05:52,710 --> 01:05:56,210 We realize that it's too high a price to pay, 1131 01:05:56,210 --> 01:05:58,260 so what can we do? 1132 01:05:58,260 --> 01:05:59,550 Fall back into the fold. 1133 01:06:03,790 --> 01:06:06,640 I have to, because I'm a woman and it's 1134 01:06:06,640 --> 01:06:09,340 much more difficult for me. 1135 01:06:09,340 --> 01:06:12,840 It's nearly the end of the year, let's wait. 1136 01:06:12,840 --> 01:06:13,880 Be patient. 1137 01:06:13,880 --> 01:06:16,450 Not do anything drastic. 1138 01:06:16,450 --> 01:06:19,360 And when it's over, well, everything will 1139 01:06:19,360 --> 01:06:20,790 have faded like a soap bubble. 1140 01:06:24,560 --> 01:06:27,050 Well, now I'm moralizing. 1141 01:06:27,050 --> 01:06:29,120 After all, I'm the teacher. 1142 01:06:29,120 --> 01:06:31,990 I don't really want to finish the lessons. 1143 01:06:31,990 --> 01:06:33,780 Honest. 1144 01:06:33,780 --> 01:06:36,150 Now all I want is to understand. 1145 01:06:36,150 --> 01:06:39,590 Don't be in a hurry to understand. 1146 01:06:39,590 --> 01:06:40,880 I will always remain with you. 1147 01:06:40,880 --> 01:06:46,220 But, as it should be, just an adolescent dream. 1148 01:06:46,220 --> 01:06:48,680 Don't question it anymore. 1149 01:06:48,680 --> 01:06:53,770 And above all, please don't judge me. 1150 01:06:53,770 --> 01:06:55,310 Wait a minute, don't go. 1151 01:06:55,310 --> 01:06:56,290 Wait! 1152 01:06:56,290 --> 01:06:58,510 But why, darling. 1153 01:06:58,510 --> 01:06:59,920 Luigi! 1154 01:06:59,920 --> 01:07:01,260 Any other time, I would understand 1155 01:07:01,260 --> 01:07:04,140 but now, before your exams... That's right. 1156 01:07:04,140 --> 01:07:04,950 Luigi! 1157 01:07:04,950 --> 01:07:05,730 LUIGI: What is it? 1158 01:07:05,730 --> 01:07:06,530 What do you want to do? 1159 01:07:06,530 --> 01:07:07,370 LUIGI: About what? 1160 01:07:07,370 --> 01:07:09,570 - Your boy's going. - He's going? 1161 01:07:09,570 --> 01:07:10,830 He's going where? 1162 01:07:10,830 --> 01:07:13,090 Look, you just go outside now, let me handle this. 1163 01:07:13,090 --> 01:07:14,790 Hey, uh, what do you have going now, kid? 1164 01:07:14,790 --> 01:07:15,530 An affair, huh? 1165 01:07:15,530 --> 01:07:16,490 That's my son. 1166 01:07:16,490 --> 01:07:18,030 Yes sir, my son finally made it. 1167 01:07:18,030 --> 01:07:18,780 How old are you now? 1168 01:07:18,780 --> 01:07:20,180 - 18. - At 18? 1169 01:07:20,180 --> 01:07:22,370 Oh, at that age I was in Africa. 1170 01:07:22,370 --> 01:07:23,880 Yeah, those were the good old days. 1171 01:07:23,880 --> 01:07:25,370 Listen, now you take it from me... 1172 01:07:25,370 --> 01:07:26,690 Always use a rubber, Alessandro. 1173 01:07:26,690 --> 01:07:28,060 Listen to your old man, I've been around. 1174 01:07:28,060 --> 01:07:29,690 I know what I'm talking about. 1175 01:07:29,690 --> 01:07:31,600 You make sure you check out these damn hotels, 1176 01:07:31,600 --> 01:07:32,770 it could be anything in the sheets. 1177 01:07:32,770 --> 01:07:34,290 I remember one time... oh well. 1178 01:07:34,290 --> 01:07:35,170 Anyway, who cares. 1179 01:07:35,170 --> 01:07:36,790 Now listen son, a little bit of money outta 1180 01:07:36,790 --> 01:07:38,090 make you feel a whole lot better. 1181 01:07:38,090 --> 01:07:39,980 There's $2. I won't be needing it. 1182 01:07:39,980 --> 01:07:41,360 Oh, you won't be needing it. 1183 01:07:41,360 --> 01:07:42,610 Well, how are you going to pay? 1184 01:07:42,610 --> 01:07:44,600 - First I'm going to Uncles. - Yeah, that's good. 1185 01:07:44,600 --> 01:07:46,040 Well, take it anyway. 1186 01:07:46,040 --> 01:07:47,410 What do you mean, you're going to Uncles? 1187 01:07:47,410 --> 01:07:49,590 You're crazy, not my brother. 1188 01:07:49,590 --> 01:07:51,280 Yeah. 1189 01:07:51,280 --> 01:07:52,500 All I want to do is go where there's 1190 01:07:52,500 --> 01:07:54,140 a little peace and quiet. 1191 01:07:54,140 --> 01:07:54,840 But he's mad. 1192 01:07:54,840 --> 01:07:56,710 What are you going to do in the house of a madman? 1193 01:07:56,710 --> 01:07:58,310 And there aren't any girls in the country. 1194 01:07:58,310 --> 01:07:59,550 That's the point. 1195 01:07:59,550 --> 01:08:02,390 What's wrong with that damn kid? 1196 01:08:02,390 --> 01:08:03,800 Turned out to be queer. 1197 01:08:03,800 --> 01:08:04,700 Get it, go on. 1198 01:08:04,700 --> 01:08:05,730 Get it. 1199 01:08:05,730 --> 01:08:07,220 How'd you expect him to be? 1200 01:08:07,220 --> 01:08:09,340 Don't worry, the kids fine. 1201 01:08:09,340 --> 01:08:11,110 Sure he's calm. 1202 01:08:11,110 --> 01:08:13,860 He's playing with the dog, he's playing with Little Cesar. 1203 01:08:13,860 --> 01:08:15,970 He's happy as a lark. 1204 01:08:15,970 --> 01:08:17,050 He loves the country, Luigi. 1205 01:08:17,050 --> 01:08:18,100 He was born to it. 1206 01:08:52,310 --> 01:08:54,110 Ah, ha ha. 1207 01:08:50,110 --> 01:08:51,420 Country vegetable soup. 1208 01:08:51,420 --> 01:08:52,880 You like soup, do you kid? 1209 01:08:52,880 --> 01:08:54,090 Here we are. 1210 01:08:54,090 --> 01:08:57,150 My girl here, Rosina, you like her too, don't you. 1211 01:08:57,150 --> 01:09:00,000 Sure, she's very pretty. 1212 01:09:00,000 --> 01:09:00,750 Sure she's pretty. 1213 01:09:00,750 --> 01:09:02,260 You like her or not? No, no. 1214 01:09:02,260 --> 01:09:03,080 I like her. 1215 01:09:03,080 --> 01:09:03,780 Touch her. 1216 01:09:03,780 --> 01:09:04,630 Go on, touch her. 1217 01:09:04,630 --> 01:09:06,250 Go on, she doesn't bite, you know. 1218 01:09:06,250 --> 01:09:07,860 Go on, touch her. 1219 01:09:07,860 --> 01:09:09,470 Solid as a rock. You want more soup? 1220 01:09:09,470 --> 01:09:11,890 No, no. That's enough. 1221 01:09:11,890 --> 01:09:12,850 Look at that body, huh? 1222 01:09:12,850 --> 01:09:15,060 Country bred, hm. 1223 01:09:15,060 --> 01:09:16,290 Tell me, kid. 1224 01:09:16,290 --> 01:09:18,920 You're not like that old man of yours, are you? 1225 01:09:18,920 --> 01:09:20,900 Why? What was he like? 1226 01:09:20,900 --> 01:09:23,140 Kid, in your family you got 2 things wrong. 1227 01:09:23,140 --> 01:09:25,750 A pearl of a mother, a prick of a father. 1228 01:09:25,750 --> 01:09:26,540 [LAUGHS] 1229 01:09:26,540 --> 01:09:29,650 He was always a bit of an asshole with the broads. 1230 01:09:29,650 --> 01:09:30,560 What do you mean? 1231 01:09:30,560 --> 01:09:33,230 Wasn't it true, the things he told me? 1232 01:09:33,230 --> 01:09:34,490 My ass. 1233 01:09:34,490 --> 01:09:36,760 I bet he went and told you about all those African girls, huh? 1234 01:09:36,760 --> 01:09:39,310 - Yeah. - Just garbage. 1235 01:09:39,310 --> 01:09:41,840 I thought it was true. 1236 01:09:41,840 --> 01:09:44,050 The first woman he was ever with... listen, 1237 01:09:44,050 --> 01:09:46,470 I put her in his bed just before he was married. 1238 01:09:46,470 --> 01:09:49,530 [LAUGHTER] Hey, kid. 1239 01:09:49,530 --> 01:09:50,940 You shouldn't laugh, you know. 1240 01:09:50,940 --> 01:09:53,370 I mean, after all, your father... well 1241 01:09:53,370 --> 01:09:54,460 he'll always be an asshole. 1242 01:09:58,020 --> 01:09:59,400 I didn't offend you, did I? 1243 01:09:59,400 --> 01:10:00,490 Oh, no. 1244 01:10:00,490 --> 01:10:02,390 Just so funny, finding out your father's a bigger asshole 1245 01:10:02,390 --> 01:10:03,600 than you are. 1246 01:10:03,600 --> 01:10:04,580 Are you? 1247 01:10:04,580 --> 01:10:05,350 Yeah, I'm not so cool. 1248 01:10:05,350 --> 01:10:06,130 Well, kid. 1249 01:10:06,130 --> 01:10:08,770 Let's get a few things straight... uh, here's 1250 01:10:08,770 --> 01:10:09,760 the chicken. 1251 01:10:09,760 --> 01:10:11,170 Do you like chicken? 1252 01:10:11,170 --> 01:10:12,100 Uh huh. 1253 01:10:12,100 --> 01:10:13,710 Hey, look at those will ya. 1254 01:10:13,710 --> 01:10:15,760 [CHUCKLES] 1255 01:10:15,760 --> 01:10:18,610 She has to nurse the kids up here, her boobs are so high. 1256 01:10:18,610 --> 01:10:20,880 [LAUGHS] 1257 01:10:20,880 --> 01:10:24,550 She laughs all the time. 1258 01:10:24,550 --> 01:10:26,500 Ah, what a girl. 1259 01:10:26,500 --> 01:10:28,390 Hey, Rosina, we have an artist here. 1260 01:10:28,390 --> 01:10:29,340 A real artist. 1261 01:10:29,340 --> 01:10:30,310 He's a musician. 1262 01:10:30,310 --> 01:10:31,010 Really? 1263 01:10:31,010 --> 01:10:33,370 Oh. 1264 01:10:33,370 --> 01:10:36,130 I bet he's a good dancer. Ah, shit. 1265 01:10:36,130 --> 01:10:37,580 Rosina that doesn't mean the kid's 1266 01:10:37,580 --> 01:10:39,010 a dancer, for Christ sake. 1267 01:10:39,010 --> 01:10:40,030 The kids an artist! 1268 01:10:40,030 --> 01:10:42,070 Plays the piano, all right? 1269 01:10:42,070 --> 01:10:44,440 I'm sorry, I never learned how to dance. 1270 01:10:44,440 --> 01:10:45,720 Oh, it's a pity. 1271 01:10:45,720 --> 01:10:46,580 A pity you didn't learn. 1272 01:10:46,580 --> 01:10:48,170 You really don't know how to dance, huh? 1273 01:10:48,170 --> 01:10:48,870 Too bad. 1274 01:10:48,870 --> 01:10:50,840 Let me tell you something kid, dancing is an ancient rite. 1275 01:10:50,840 --> 01:10:51,770 A social rite. 1276 01:10:51,770 --> 01:10:53,100 A sexual rite, huh? 1277 01:10:53,100 --> 01:10:56,410 First a couple of tangos, then there ya go. 1278 01:10:56,410 --> 01:10:57,350 Yeah. 1279 01:10:57,350 --> 01:10:58,890 The boy is about to learn. 1280 01:10:58,890 --> 01:10:59,620 Go get the phonograph. 1281 01:10:59,620 --> 01:11:02,090 Get the phonograph, put it out here on the terrace. 1282 01:11:02,090 --> 01:11:03,900 Hey, look at that ass, will ya? 1283 01:11:03,900 --> 01:11:05,230 It's as solid as a rock. 1284 01:11:05,230 --> 01:11:06,230 I'm telling you, kid. 1285 01:11:06,230 --> 01:11:07,990 Never seen anything like it. 1286 01:11:07,990 --> 01:11:11,450 [RECORD PLAYS] 1287 01:11:21,240 --> 01:11:22,220 Hey, come on. 1288 01:11:22,220 --> 01:11:23,200 What the hell is that? 1289 01:11:23,200 --> 01:11:25,650 Turn it the hell off. Mambo! 1290 01:11:25,650 --> 01:11:26,630 Shut it off. 1291 01:11:26,630 --> 01:11:27,960 Go on, change it, move. 1292 01:11:27,960 --> 01:11:30,340 Go on, hurry it up. Oh. 1293 01:11:30,340 --> 01:11:31,940 It was nice. Nice. 1294 01:11:31,940 --> 01:11:32,770 What do you know of nice. 1295 01:11:32,770 --> 01:11:33,770 Just change the damn thing. 1296 01:11:33,770 --> 01:11:34,970 The whole thing is a question of timing. 1297 01:11:34,970 --> 01:11:35,770 Here, give me your arms. 1298 01:11:35,770 --> 01:11:38,480 One two three, one two three. 1299 01:11:38,480 --> 01:11:39,680 Hey, it's a waltz. 1300 01:11:39,680 --> 01:11:40,950 Just follow me. 1301 01:11:40,950 --> 01:11:44,810 One two three, one two three, one two three, one two 1302 01:11:44,810 --> 01:11:47,310 three, one two... For a musician you certainly 1303 01:11:47,310 --> 01:11:49,200 got a bad dancer rhythm, kid. 1304 01:11:49,200 --> 01:11:49,900 Get it together. 1305 01:11:49,900 --> 01:11:52,800 One two three, one two three, right... 1306 01:11:52,800 --> 01:11:53,770 Just a minute. 1307 01:11:53,770 --> 01:11:55,220 You be the girl now, OK? 1308 01:11:55,220 --> 01:11:56,680 All right, I'll be the girl. 1309 01:11:56,680 --> 01:11:57,640 Put your arm here. 1310 01:11:57,640 --> 01:11:59,100 Watch my feet, I got corns. 1311 01:11:59,100 --> 01:12:02,000 [CHATTER] 1312 01:12:02,000 --> 01:12:03,840 What the hell you doing? 1313 01:12:03,840 --> 01:12:06,220 [LAUGHTER] 1314 01:12:06,220 --> 01:12:09,020 Come on, shake it up! Take a lesson, kid. 1315 01:12:09,020 --> 01:12:11,110 Now watch. Watch how smooth I do it. 1316 01:12:14,310 --> 01:12:15,170 Watch closely. 1317 01:12:15,170 --> 01:12:16,030 See how it's done. 1318 01:12:16,030 --> 01:12:16,980 Watch me. 1319 01:12:16,980 --> 01:12:17,830 Watch my hands. 1320 01:12:17,830 --> 01:12:20,090 Watch my hands. 1321 01:12:20,090 --> 01:12:22,160 Hey, you grab her. 1322 01:12:22,160 --> 01:12:24,430 Go on. 1323 01:12:24,430 --> 01:12:27,920 [COUNTING AND GIGGLING] 1324 01:12:35,910 --> 01:12:36,900 Oh, sorry! 1325 01:12:36,900 --> 01:12:39,390 Keep going! 1326 01:12:38,890 --> 01:12:41,880 Forget it, the sexual thing. 1327 01:12:41,880 --> 01:12:42,880 Get it! 1328 01:12:42,880 --> 01:12:44,870 Get after it. 1329 01:12:44,870 --> 01:12:48,360 [LAUGHING] 1330 01:12:59,810 --> 01:13:00,810 Come over here. 1331 01:13:00,810 --> 01:13:04,290 [GIGGLES] 1332 01:13:04,290 --> 01:13:07,290 You asked me only to get you a drop of wine. 1333 01:13:07,290 --> 01:13:09,480 You know what I really want, you little wench. 1334 01:13:09,480 --> 01:13:10,460 Don't you? 1335 01:13:10,460 --> 01:13:11,920 Now you keep your hands off. 1336 01:13:11,920 --> 01:13:12,900 Keep my hands off? 1337 01:13:12,900 --> 01:13:14,860 Can a bear shit on the moon? 1338 01:13:14,860 --> 01:13:17,300 Hey, I'm going to make you walk the plank. 1339 01:13:17,300 --> 01:13:19,260 [LAUGHING] 1340 01:13:19,260 --> 01:13:20,720 Down you go. 1341 01:13:20,720 --> 01:13:21,700 Oh, your nephew. 1342 01:13:21,700 --> 01:13:22,680 He'll hear us up here. 1343 01:13:22,680 --> 01:13:24,430 Good, maybe the little shit will learn something. 1344 01:13:24,430 --> 01:13:25,130 [GIGGLES] 1345 01:13:25,130 --> 01:13:28,110 Not like his father, with dreams of African women. 1346 01:13:28,110 --> 01:13:29,610 - No, I'm going. - Wait a minute. 1347 01:13:29,610 --> 01:13:32,110 Wait, for Christ sake. 1348 01:13:32,110 --> 01:13:34,110 You little shit. 1349 01:13:34,110 --> 01:13:36,600 Goodnight, captain. 1350 01:13:36,600 --> 01:13:39,100 I can't even take my boots off. 1351 01:13:39,100 --> 01:13:42,090 [GIULIO SINGING] 1352 01:13:42,090 --> 01:13:45,580 [GIGGLING] 1353 01:14:22,810 --> 01:14:23,510 Sh. 1354 01:14:29,990 --> 01:14:33,490 [GIGGLES] 1355 01:14:46,820 --> 01:14:48,940 [GIGGLES] You'll like it. 1356 01:14:52,350 --> 01:14:53,330 Oh, God. 1357 01:14:57,270 --> 01:14:59,240 [MOANS] 1358 01:14:59,240 --> 01:15:00,240 Oh, dear. 1359 01:15:00,240 --> 01:15:01,380 You're home so late. 1360 01:15:01,380 --> 01:15:03,920 What are you trying to do, give your mother a heart attack. 1361 01:15:03,920 --> 01:15:05,480 Don't you care what happens to me? 1362 01:15:05,480 --> 01:15:07,380 Tell you mother what's wrong, my baby. 1363 01:15:07,380 --> 01:15:08,590 Tell your mother. 1364 01:15:08,590 --> 01:15:10,860 First, stop your ridiculous howling. 1365 01:15:10,860 --> 01:15:12,800 Second, stop breaking my balls. 1366 01:15:12,800 --> 01:15:15,270 And don't interfere again in my business. 1367 01:15:15,270 --> 01:15:16,630 Oh! 1368 01:15:16,630 --> 01:15:18,440 Luigi! 1369 01:15:18,440 --> 01:15:19,740 Have you lost your mind? 1370 01:15:19,740 --> 01:15:21,140 Is that any way to talk to your mother? 1371 01:15:21,140 --> 01:15:22,320 Way to go, boy. 1372 01:15:22,320 --> 01:15:23,580 You did great, bravo. 1373 01:15:23,580 --> 01:15:24,430 Huh? 1374 01:15:24,430 --> 01:15:25,480 My son, the delinquent. 1375 01:15:25,480 --> 01:15:27,310 That's a fine thing. 1376 01:15:27,310 --> 01:15:29,210 There, there, there my pet. 1377 01:15:29,210 --> 01:15:30,090 Did you hear? 1378 01:15:30,090 --> 01:15:30,980 Yes, I heard. 1379 01:15:30,980 --> 01:15:32,310 I heard. 1380 01:15:32,310 --> 01:15:35,050 Well, I think the best thing to do in this case 1381 01:15:35,050 --> 01:15:36,390 is to stop howling around him. 1382 01:15:36,390 --> 01:15:37,740 You understand? 1383 01:15:37,740 --> 01:15:41,030 Second, I guess you better stop breaking that boy's balls. 1384 01:15:41,030 --> 01:15:42,040 Look, the kid is grown up. 1385 01:15:42,040 --> 01:15:44,390 I'm sorry, but that's the way it is. 1386 01:15:44,390 --> 01:15:45,900 How old is the kid now? MOTHER: 18. 1387 01:15:45,900 --> 01:15:48,230 18, yes. 1388 01:15:48,230 --> 01:15:50,080 When I was 18, I was in Africa. 1389 01:15:50,080 --> 01:15:51,960 Hm, boy. 1390 01:15:51,960 --> 01:15:53,030 How come you're here all alone? 1391 01:15:53,030 --> 01:15:56,310 My uncle had to go down to the store, and Gabrielli took off. 1392 01:15:56,310 --> 01:15:59,420 He left about an hour ago. 1393 01:15:59,420 --> 01:16:00,910 Did you have a good time at your uncles? 1394 01:16:00,910 --> 01:16:02,090 Yeah, it was all right. 1395 01:16:02,090 --> 01:16:04,560 I had a fun time, I guess. 1396 01:16:04,560 --> 01:16:05,590 He's a pretty funny guy. 1397 01:16:08,900 --> 01:16:15,290 Uh, you know... I never have seen your room. 1398 01:16:15,290 --> 01:16:16,250 Let's go. 1399 01:16:20,070 --> 01:16:21,990 Here it is. 1400 01:16:21,990 --> 01:16:24,250 It's nothing special. 1401 01:16:24,250 --> 01:16:27,960 Uh... if I should ask you to, uh... 1402 01:16:27,960 --> 01:16:31,140 Go to bed, what would you say? 1403 01:16:31,140 --> 01:16:35,470 Hm... Well, uh, why don't you ask me, then? 1404 01:16:35,470 --> 01:16:38,440 Well, I guess I'm asking you. 1405 01:16:49,280 --> 01:16:52,700 Then I'd say, come on. 1406 01:16:52,700 --> 01:16:54,160 Look out, then. 1407 01:16:57,120 --> 01:16:59,030 I might ask, something else. 1408 01:16:59,030 --> 01:17:00,510 Then ask me. 1409 01:17:21,220 --> 01:17:26,020 Do you... do you think it's going to hurt? 1410 01:17:26,020 --> 01:17:28,010 I don't know. 1411 01:17:28,010 --> 01:17:29,320 What do you mean, you don't know? 1412 01:17:29,320 --> 01:17:32,370 You told me you did it a lot before. 1413 01:17:32,370 --> 01:17:37,880 Well, to tell you the truth, uh, not so often. 1414 01:17:37,880 --> 01:17:38,580 Really? 1415 01:17:56,010 --> 01:17:58,500 Exactly how often? 1416 01:17:58,500 --> 01:18:00,490 Not even once. 1417 01:18:00,490 --> 01:18:02,480 Never? 1418 01:18:02,480 --> 01:18:03,970 Right. 1419 01:18:03,970 --> 01:18:07,460 [LAUGHS] 1420 01:18:54,770 --> 01:18:56,260 [DOOR OPENS] 1421 01:18:56,260 --> 01:18:58,260 Oh, it's my uncle. 1422 01:18:58,260 --> 01:18:59,750 Hurry up, get into Gabrielli's room. 1423 01:18:59,750 --> 01:19:01,740 Shit. 1424 01:19:01,740 --> 01:19:03,240 Come on. 1425 01:19:03,240 --> 01:19:04,230 Hurry! 1426 01:19:04,230 --> 01:19:06,720 Oh, my jacket. 1427 01:19:06,720 --> 01:19:10,710 Oh, my shoes. 1428 01:19:10,710 --> 01:19:11,700 Keep quiet. 1429 01:19:11,700 --> 01:19:12,700 Yeah, yeah. 1430 01:19:12,700 --> 01:19:13,690 UNCLE: It's me. 1431 01:19:13,690 --> 01:19:16,180 EMANUELA: Oh, uh, I thought you were down at the store. 1432 01:19:16,180 --> 01:19:17,430 UNCLE: I came back to get some bills. 1433 01:19:17,430 --> 01:19:18,880 What are you doing? Studying? 1434 01:19:18,880 --> 01:19:21,160 EMANUELA: Uh, just going over my anatomy lesson. 1435 01:20:02,620 --> 01:20:04,660 We still have to finish the show from the other night, 1436 01:20:04,660 --> 01:20:06,110 my friends. 1437 01:20:06,110 --> 01:20:08,780 We had to interrupt for lack of public audience. 1438 01:20:08,780 --> 01:20:10,750 I have a feeling there's not going to be any show tonight. 1439 01:20:10,750 --> 01:20:11,980 I don't think you've been listening. 1440 01:20:11,980 --> 01:20:13,550 Open your ears and start listening to me. 1441 01:20:13,550 --> 01:20:14,470 Oh, only too well. 1442 01:20:14,470 --> 01:20:16,370 You better get it together and get yourself ready. 1443 01:20:16,370 --> 01:20:17,300 No. 1444 01:20:17,300 --> 01:20:18,650 What did you say. 1445 01:20:18,650 --> 01:20:19,610 No. 1446 01:20:19,610 --> 01:20:21,050 [LAUGHS] 1447 01:20:21,050 --> 01:20:22,670 She's becoming timid. 1448 01:20:22,670 --> 01:20:24,470 We can't let that happen. 1449 01:20:24,470 --> 01:20:27,980 Why, all she needs is a little encouragement. 1450 01:20:27,980 --> 01:20:30,170 We better help her undress. 1451 01:20:30,170 --> 01:20:34,160 [LAUGHS] 1452 01:20:34,160 --> 01:20:36,110 Are you crazy? 1453 01:20:36,110 --> 01:20:38,280 What the hell are you up to? 1454 01:20:38,280 --> 01:20:40,200 What are you doing? 1455 01:20:40,200 --> 01:20:41,500 Why am I always the one to undress? 1456 01:20:41,500 --> 01:20:44,740 Huh? Now it's your turn. 1457 01:20:44,740 --> 01:20:46,050 I'll ruin you. 1458 01:20:46,050 --> 01:20:48,840 I'll ruin you forever. 1459 01:20:48,840 --> 01:20:50,880 You'll never be able show your face again. 1460 01:20:50,880 --> 01:20:53,510 Oh, that line won't work. 1461 01:20:53,510 --> 01:20:55,750 You can't use these anymore. 1462 01:20:55,750 --> 01:20:56,510 I have the negatives. 1463 01:20:56,510 --> 01:20:57,320 No, I have them. 1464 01:20:57,320 --> 01:21:00,350 It was the nicest present I ever had. 1465 01:21:00,350 --> 01:21:01,950 You wanted him to think that I was 1466 01:21:01,950 --> 01:21:03,890 vulnerable to your every wish. 1467 01:21:03,890 --> 01:21:05,790 Well, what are you waiting for? 1468 01:21:05,790 --> 01:21:07,450 Don't waste time. 1469 01:21:07,450 --> 01:21:09,380 Dammit, what does she want? 1470 01:21:09,380 --> 01:21:11,560 Tell her it was all a joke. Leave me alone. 1471 01:21:11,560 --> 01:21:13,910 Not very brave now, are you? 1472 01:21:13,910 --> 01:21:15,840 Say it. Say it. 1473 01:21:15,840 --> 01:21:18,050 You wanted to make love, but not with me. 1474 01:21:18,050 --> 01:21:19,040 With him. 1475 01:21:33,980 --> 01:21:36,430 You wouldn't believe a thing like that, would you? 1476 01:21:36,430 --> 01:21:37,390 She's crazy. 1477 01:21:52,130 --> 01:21:53,040 Thank you, Alessandro. 1478 01:21:57,280 --> 01:21:58,600 It was much harder than I thought. 1479 01:22:03,420 --> 01:22:05,450 I didn't think it would be. 1480 01:22:05,450 --> 01:22:07,680 What? 1481 01:22:07,680 --> 01:22:11,240 Well, to realize wha... What was really happening. 1482 01:22:11,240 --> 01:22:14,710 And I know now that you did what you did because you 1483 01:22:14,710 --> 01:22:15,480 were being blackmailed. 1484 01:22:15,480 --> 01:22:17,690 And I'm really sorry. 1485 01:22:17,690 --> 01:22:21,590 Is it the idea of blackmail that bothers you? 1486 01:22:21,590 --> 01:22:24,440 Yes. 1487 01:22:24,440 --> 01:22:28,150 Well, it exists in every relationship. 1488 01:22:28,150 --> 01:22:29,700 Husbands and wives. 1489 01:22:29,700 --> 01:22:31,570 Goes on all the time. 1490 01:22:31,570 --> 01:22:33,670 Between, uh, parents and children. 1491 01:22:33,670 --> 01:22:35,140 Even friends. 1492 01:22:35,140 --> 01:22:37,800 Everyone uses blackmail of one type or another. 1493 01:22:37,800 --> 01:22:41,060 In future, don't let it surprise you too much. 1494 01:22:41,060 --> 01:22:42,710 It seems like a sad thing to have to use. 1495 01:22:46,350 --> 01:22:51,040 And my Alessandro, chances are one day you may find yourself 1496 01:22:51,040 --> 01:22:53,130 using emotional blackmail. 1497 01:22:53,130 --> 01:22:55,890 All things considered, Gabrielli's one mistake 1498 01:22:55,890 --> 01:22:58,600 was doing it so openly. 1499 01:22:58,600 --> 01:23:02,120 Is there going to be a lot of this in my life? 1500 01:23:02,120 --> 01:23:04,700 I'm afraid so. 1501 01:23:04,700 --> 01:23:06,910 - With everyone? - Nearly. 1502 01:23:06,910 --> 01:23:09,410 But not this evening. 1503 01:23:09,410 --> 01:23:12,860 This evening will be special. 1504 01:23:12,860 --> 01:23:14,140 Laura, I'm in love with you. 1505 01:23:25,620 --> 01:23:27,110 Let's get undressed. 1506 01:24:51,940 --> 01:24:53,940 I love you, Laura. 1507 01:24:53,940 --> 01:24:55,940 MISS FORMENTI: Yes. Yes. 1508 01:25:01,920 --> 01:25:04,420 Oh baby, how lovely. I want you. 1509 01:25:07,910 --> 01:25:09,410 Don't be afraid. 1510 01:25:15,400 --> 01:25:16,890 Oh, it's good. 1511 01:25:16,890 --> 01:25:18,390 So very good. 1512 01:25:21,390 --> 01:25:22,880 Gently. 1513 01:25:22,880 --> 01:25:25,180 Yes. Slowly. 1514 01:25:25,180 --> 01:25:28,370 [MOANS] Laura. 1515 01:25:28,370 --> 01:25:29,370 Yes. 1516 01:25:29,370 --> 01:25:30,870 Yes. 1517 01:25:30,870 --> 01:25:34,360 [MOANS] 1518 01:25:35,360 --> 01:25:37,350 You see, you're wonderful. 1519 01:25:42,340 --> 01:25:45,840 [CHATTER] 1520 01:25:52,820 --> 01:25:53,820 All right, tomorrow. 1521 01:25:53,820 --> 01:25:56,810 Here, let me help you with that. Thank you. 1522 01:26:51,700 --> 01:26:54,200 Come on, silly! 1523 01:26:54,200 --> 01:26:55,190 Come on. 1524 01:27:28,630 --> 01:27:31,160 It wasn't all that difficult. 1525 01:27:31,160 --> 01:27:33,800 Nope. 1526 01:27:33,800 --> 01:27:35,030 Everything has a beginning. 1527 01:27:35,030 --> 01:27:35,780 I guess so. 1528 01:27:35,780 --> 01:27:37,530 It's strange, but... Strange? 1529 01:27:37,530 --> 01:27:38,530 What's strange? 1530 01:27:38,530 --> 01:27:40,390 You know the other day in my room? 1531 01:27:40,390 --> 01:27:42,240 When your uncle came in? 1532 01:27:42,240 --> 01:27:43,760 I couldn't sleep that night, and I 1533 01:27:43,760 --> 01:27:45,230 was thinking that even if you didn't show up 1534 01:27:45,230 --> 01:27:46,220 we wouldn't have done it. 1535 01:27:46,220 --> 01:27:47,200 Why not? 1536 01:27:47,200 --> 01:27:49,430 Because that day you seemed so awkward, like a little boy 1537 01:27:49,430 --> 01:27:50,520 so unsure of yourself. 1538 01:27:50,520 --> 01:27:52,490 You were all thumbs, like you didn't know where to begin. 1539 01:27:52,490 --> 01:27:54,890 And then today... 1540 01:27:54,890 --> 01:27:57,290 Today is a different story! 1541 01:27:57,290 --> 01:27:59,390 [LAUGHING] 1542 01:28:02,090 --> 01:28:04,240 A new day!